Red Nose Day 2015

Has anyone noticed how Lenny went off just before The Vicar of Dibley???

Calling fifteen minutes "just before" is stretching it a bit. I'm not sure if you're wonder if there's some kind of personal reason behind the coincidence, but he didn't have any problem reading his ex-wife's name out at the start of the show.

I assume Lenny's going to be on and off throughout the night.

First total of the night: £7,041,801. Well done so far.

I was only joking

I'm sure Lenny is happy that his ex wife has offered her services to Comic Relief again. Believe it or not, not every divorce means that people can't be friends or work professionally.

Is Phoenix Nights Live being released?

£4,064,106 raised by the sales of Red Nose Day T-shirts, onesies etc. at TK Maxx. Well done.

Just for the record, I bought the red Oscar Wilde T-shirt (designed by Anya Hindmarsh) and am wearing it today.

Why didn't you thank the staff and customers of Maltesers® who raised £1,334, 842?

I'm saddened by this omission from the record.

Sorry about that scottishtv. Shortly after the 1st grand total was revealed, I noticed another total of just over £1 million, but didn't catch who it was from, so I didn't post it. Thank you for observing it was by Maltesers.

Are you also sporting a red nose?

No. I didn't fancy going around wearing a red nose today, so I didn't buy one.

However two years ago I bought two Red Nose Day 2013 wristbands from Sainsburys, Green Park Bath, and having previously worn them for RND 2013 two years ago, I'm wearing them again today - one on my left wrist and one on my right wrist. I'm also wearing my red Sondico sports shorts (that I normally wear for circuit training at Bath Sports Centre Wednesday evenings) over my jogging bottoms; several people I saw around Bath today liked me wearing those shorts over my jogging bottoms.

Well done breaking a world record! Even so, I'm surprised Guinness have a world record for such a bizarre thing as most kisses on a minute.