The Farm.

Saw in the papers big 'ol Ron Jeremy,American porn star has been lined up for C5 show The Farm,"after Loos and the pig" i wonder what they've got planned this time?

Turkey insemmination this time apparently

Goodness me, talk about dumbing down!!

Oh dear lord! Five really are scraping the bottom of the barrel. I never watched the Farm but heard about the antics of Rebecca loos(e).
What were the viewing figures for the first series?
There are only two 'reality programes' that i enjoy....
1) American Chopper on discovery
2) i'm a celeb on itv.. The only problem with this prog is, the non-celebs don't suffer enough ( i think i may have a slight sadistic side to my character).

The hosts are going to be a turn-off for me. Bring back Teddy Ed Hall.

it hovered around 1.2 million and by the end was averaging 2million.

Unbelievable that they are doing a second series. Isn't 1.2 million considered as low viewing figures?!

Notice how Five can always undercut ITV when it comes to a poor line up of celebrities.

You thought the line up on Celebrity Wrestling was bad!

I now expect pages and pages of ranting, just the same as if The Farm was on ITV1?

Can't wait for the bit where Orville sticks his arm....er...wing er up a cow..