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(June 2005)

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PC
Paul Clark
57 - you have an ident as your computer's desktop wallpaper.
GE
thegeek Founding member
5Cool You call the viewer enquiry lines of major broadcasters to let them know that their channels are being broadcast in the wrong aspect ratio on Freeview (and then have to spend 20 minutes trying to persuade an engineer that it might well be a local problem, even though it's fine at his end)
59) When you get an email back from NewsWatch to say they'd like to speak to you about something you emailed them about, and wonder if you can mention the other things you've been complaining about recently.
BA
Banksey Founding member
(60) You know the telephone number for the presentation office at UK Living but would need at least 5 guesses for the telephone number for Police, Fire and Ambulance emergency.

(61) You miss your parents silver wedding anniversary party to hear and see the last London Weekend Television continuity announcement.
EQ
Equidem
Arrow You actually become a voiceover or TV announcer.


Wink
BA
Banksey Founding member
Equidem posted:
Arrow You actually become a voiceover or TV announcer.


Wink


So can afford a designer anorak, German one. Bears the logo "Arbeiten Sie in Fernsehen".

Not that I have any problem with the blue and green ones branded "Asda Car Park Crew".

Very Happy
EQ
Equidem
Awww Phil. Don't say that you've been reduced to making in-store announcements in Asda?! Sad

Nick Harvey is the Tesco Trolley king at Devizes. He pushes one of those trolley things with a yellow flashing light! He's going to be promoted to the cigarette counter soon!
BA
Banksey Founding member
"G' afernun laydeez N gennelmun. Welcome t'asda m'names Flip an I'm your greeter. Check out the low prces on our deli coun'er this afernun. Mmmmmmmmmmmtha's Asda price!"

Impressive eh? Not there every other Monday, that's my signing on day.
SJ
sjdavis
Equidem posted:
Arrow You actually become a voiceover or TV announcer.


63 ...when you lose the basic ability to count up in 1's (after surfing too much on the TV Forum), therefore you use an arrow icon as a decoy to hide this fact.

Rolling Eyes
R2
r2ro
64. You stay up all night just to watch the final ident of the day
65. You get up at 06.00 on Christmas Day just to watch the News 24 countdown into Breakfast
66. You have a video tape(s) full of idents and news beginnings
67. You watch every ident of the day for fun or for ident research purposes
68. You complain to the BBC about them not using a full News 24 countdown in a junction where it could have been used
69. You can guess which ident will be used into which programme
70. You're a member of TV Forum!
BA
Bail Moderator
Equidem posted:
Arrow When you're bored, you draw doodles of TV logos

Arrow You have a photo of an ident as your MSN Messenger display picture

Arrow You pretend you're Stephen Cole by playing the clean headline beds from your computer, and reading the headlines in that 'special' way.



So I'm not the only one (to all of the above)
BA
Banksey Founding member
(71) See 70 and read it slowly, out loud. Just to make sure it sinks in to
your sub-conscious.

(72) When told that you need to get out more you buy a pocket size TV.
Big anorak, big pockets so big screen still possible. Spare pockets
for batteries.

(73) You go equipped for train spotting as per details in (72). On your
CV this counts as "multi-skilling".
BA
Bail Moderator
74: you decide you
don't like the width
of normal posts so
you manually press
enter for each new
line.

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