The TVF Days of Christmas

Christmas isn't over yet, so it's time for us to compose our own TV-related renditions of this truly legendary Christmas song. Here's my attempt to start you off:

On the twelfth day of Christmas the forum sent to me:
12 Bouncing Puddings
11 Dancers Dancing
10 Regions Weeping
9 Crap Announcements
8 Poor Handovers
7 Hours of Soaps
6 Pages from Ceefax
5 Christmas Stings!
4 Ulster Freezes
3 Clean Feeds
2 Red Shutters
And a Chevron from Yorkshire TV!

If you're not gagging already, then do join in!

well, you've completed the song! Bravo!

*plays music by The Spinners to accompany..*

Oops, the idea was that other people would come up with better ideas, but it would appear that I stole all of the good ideas

Come on, surely someone can do better?

Would love someone to make a video for this!


Instead of 'Chevron from Yorkshire TV'....

and a Christmas tree from News24