TV Channel Codes

I know this should technically go on the psychoanalysis thread on Metropol, but a) that's dropped to page 2, b) the new software doesn't like my Gmail address and has decided to lock me out and c) Tumble Weed isn't technically a 'Metropoller' any more.

Am I right, Tumble Tower, in making an educated guess that you work in politics and/or something related to the Portsmouth local authority?

No I definitely am NOT. What made you think I had anything remotely to do with the Portsmouth local authority?

because your evasive language, and refusal to understand the concept of jokes made me think that you're either a politician or one of these.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Worn_Brick_on_Beach_near_Heysham_atomic_powerstation.jpg

Why are people still replying to this? It's at the top of the %^&*ing board again!

Not any more it's not...

oh b*gger...

I dunno, why are you replying? Why am I replying? Maybes its a MI5 conspiracy!

I can't answer for others but I quite like this thread. I find it interesting. Why are you still replying?

Mr Harvey on form as always

I would like to know who the 8 people were who find this coding idea good, I mean is it that difficult to call it BBC 1, 2, ITV1, C4 & Five?

Ah, jr, a second hand house brick.

How appropriate.

Well, actually it was found washed up near a disused nuclear power station. So it's a glow-in-the-dark second-hand house brick.

Will someone now LOCK THIS THREAD, what the hell is going on here!

It's amusing. If you find it to be otherwise, then fine, you don't have to read it, do you?