Tell you what, Jez -- if you come back I'll give you a penguin.
In times past, penguin oil was used as a medicine.
In South Georgia Islands, they used to march penguins up a ramp and straight into a huge metal pot (diameter 2 metres or so ) in which they were boiled alive in order to extract the oil.
Personally, instead of keeping them as pets or eating them (as TV Dragon offers, and who no doubt has had a few flambed penguins in his time) I would suggest watching them in action while being fed at Antwerpen Zoo.
Well I keep being threatened to be taken there too, but what if that big white ball starts chasing me around the place? How frightening. Mind you -- apart from that, it's just different brightly coloured houses, and you can get that in Bristol.
*Anyway*
Young Jez [and Corin, and everyone else] might like to know that the penguin has escaped, so even if he does come back, he won't get a penguin out of it. I think I ran out of mackerel to be honest and it is a little mild for him at the moment.
So how long shall we give young Jez before we change the locks?
Someone told me to consider coming back to this thread and to think about it, I dont need to think about it, I QUIT! This thread is not a nice place to be and I *have* Resigned, ive just called in to collect my cards (P45)
I cant believe certain people on this thread have *nothing* better to do than annoy the hell out of other people. Those people who said they dont want me to go, well you know who to blame, those of you that wanted me to go have got what you wanted cos i'll never post on this thread again, you have A Major Setup and Joey to thank for my departure.
Now if you'll excuse me i'll have my cards (P45) and post my keys through the letter box on the way out.
Someone told me to consider coming back to this thread and to think about it, I dont need to think about it, I QUIT! This thread is not a nice place to be and I *have* Resigned, ive just called in to collect my cards (P45)
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