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How do you solve a problem like Maria?

(July 2006)

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AN
all new Phil
Anyone else reckon that the first part of this show they came up with was the name, and then they hastily cobbled up the rest of it around it?

Why are the BBC trying so hard to make Norton out to be some sort of family entertainer? He never has been and never will be, he's a crude and unfunny guy who's entire career has relied on him making knob jokes.
AN
Andrew Founding member
all new Phil posted:
Anyone else reckon that the first part of this show they came up with was the name, and then they hastily cobbled up the rest of it around it?

I thought the same, just like Only Fools on Horses in that respect

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Why are the BBC trying so hard to make Norton out to be some sort of family entertainer? He never has been and never will be, he's a crude and unfunny guy who's entire career has relied on him making knob jokes.

I wonder, is Graham actually interested in these singing and dancing shows he's being given to present, or just treating them as work

And by the way, I see we are being saved from Only Fools AND horses repeats this year, instead they are repeating Green Green Grass instead!
SJ
sjames
I really enjoyed this show. No particular favourites so far but a couple to keep an eye on.

I hope next week they show some of the drama lessons, as the drama teacher on this series is Jeremy Stockwell, who I worked with last summer and was an amazing tutor if only a little weird. Very Happy
PT
Put The Telly On
Andrew posted:


And by the way, I see we are being saved from Only Fools AND horses repeats this year, instead they are repeating Green Green Grass instead!


I like seeing Only Fools and Horses though. I mean, ok, over the past years it has been repeated far too much and I agree it was right for them to cut down but at least show the odd episode once in a while.

I'd rather see Del falling behind a bar again than Graham Norton smirking and applauding as if he has an in-depth interest in this talent search. Graham should have stayed with Channel 4 or even put him on Sky. The BBC and these "talent" shows are not the vehicle for Graham at all. You need someone like Vernon or Tess to host this.

To quote my dad: "Oh these bloody programmes are on all the time!" Laughing

EDIT: Hurry up with the forum database revamp - this "too busy" nonsense is driving me mad.
MB
MalcyB
Brekkie Boy posted:
Why the **** are they making a full series out of this ****?


Quite simply as it will bring in revenue once those old phone lines start ringing from next week.
GL
Gluben
nok32uk posted:
Andrew posted:


And by the way, I see we are being saved from Only Fools AND horses repeats this year, instead they are repeating Green Green Grass instead!


I like seeing Only Fools and Horses though. I mean, ok, over the past years it has been repeated far too much and I agree it was right for them to cut down but at least show the odd episode once in a while.

I'd rather see Del falling behind a bar again than Graham Norton smirking and applauding as if he has an in-depth interest in this talent search. Graham should have stayed with Channel 4 or even put him on Sky. The BBC and these "talent" shows are not the vehicle for Graham at all. You need someone like Vernon or Tess to host this.

To quote my dad: "Oh these bloody programmes are on all the time!" Laughing

EDIT: Hurry up with the forum database revamp - this "too busy" nonsense is driving me mad.


I'm not so sure. I'd prefer some different sitcoms being shown rather than exactly the same one all the time. I haven't got a specific one but there must be something other than Only Fools and Horses? I just can't stand all the references everyone now makes to Del Boy, it just irritates me. I wouldn't mind Dad's Army or Yes, Minister really, just something that hasn't been shown as often. If it was OFAH or this Maria thing I'd switch off.
NG
noggin Founding member
MalcyB posted:
Brekkie Boy posted:
Why the **** are they making a full series out of this ****?


Quite simply as it will bring in revenue once those old phone lines start ringing from next week.


If you're talking about HDYSAPLM - then you're mistaken. The BBC are not allowed to make any profit from phone or text voting. They ARE allowed to donate proceeds to charity, but unlike ITV shows, they aren't allowed to use any text/phone income to subsidise their productions, though I believe they may be allowed to cover the actual cost of collecting and processing the voting results.
CY
cylon6
Last night's overnight ratings are in. Thought you might like to see them.

1 …. 6.7 (36.5%) …. Casualty (20:30) BBC1
2 …. 6.6 (37.8%) …. The National Lottery: In It to Win It (19:45) BBC1
3 …. 5.1 (32.2%) …. How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? (18:45) BBC1
4 …. 4.1 (23.9%) …. BBC News; Weather (22:30) BBC1
5 …. 4.1 (22.5%) …. The Recruit (21:15) BBC1
6 …. 3.8 (28.9%) …. Weakest Link (18:00) BBC1
7 …. 3.3 (25.1%) …. The Recruit (22:45) BBC1
8 …. 2.8 (15.1%) …. Big Brother (21:15) CH 4
9 …. 2.5 (23.5%) …. BBC News; Regional News; Weather (17:00) BBC1
10 … 2.5 (15.9%) …. Prehistoric Park (18:45) ITV
11 … 2.4 (13.6%) …. The Story of Light Entertainment (21:15) BBC2
12 … 2.3 (20.1%) …. The Green Green Grass (17:30) BBC1
13 … 2.2 (12.3%) …. It'll Be Alright on the Night's 50 Years of ITV (19:45) ITV
14 … 2.1 (11.6%) …. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (21:15) CH 5
15 … 1.9 (16.1%) …. Back to the Future (16:45) ITV
16 … 1.9 (12.9%) …. Big Cat: The Big Story (18:15) BBC2
17 … 1.9 (10.6%) …. Carry On Cleo (19:45) BBC2
18 … 1.8 (15.2%) …. Flog It! (17:15) BBC2
19 … 1.8 (11.8%) …. ITV News (22:45) ITV
20 … 1.8 (10.9%) …. The Good Life (19:15) BBC2
21 … 1.8 ( 9.9%) …. Ahead of the Class (20:45) ITV
22 … 1.7 (12.9%) …. Bring It On (22:15) CH 4
23 … 1.5 ( 9.8%) …. Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (22:15) CH 5
24 … 1.5 ( 8.7%) …. Batman Forever (18:45) CH 4
25 … 1.5 ( 7.8%) …. The Real CSI (20:45) CH 5
26 … 1.4 (15.4%) …. My Family (16:30) BBC1
27 … 1.3 (21.4%) …. Firefox (23:30) BBC1
28 … 1.3 (14.7%) …. Chisum (15:30) BBC2
29 … 1.2 (13.0%) …. ITV News; Sports Results; Weather (16:30) ITV
30 … 1.1 (16.9%) …. F1: German Grand Prix Qualifying (00:00) ITV
AN
Andrew Founding member
So Casualty and National Lottery shows still bring in the viewers then. 38% share! Shocked

Pretty low all round though, you're not far down the list before you reach the 2m mark
DU
Dunedin
Wow- a clean sweep for BBC One with the top 7 Saturday night shows, and ITV only manage one show in the top 10 (at number 10).

That's quite a disastrous night for ITV.
PT
Put The Telly On
Love Island doesn't even make the list! hahahaha! Laughing
TI
tightrope78
I think the main problem the show had was that it didn't concentrate on the acts that much. There was the young girl at the beginning who sang 'Think of Me' and was fantastic. ALW praised her about her talent, yet I have no idea whether or not she got through, even though she was the best singer on the programme.

For a show such as this to be successful he audience must be able to take an interest in an act, and follow their progress. I think the first programme failed in this respect.

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