Slightly Amended BBC One Programme Trailers

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Emoticon responses suck ass at the best of times; this one doesn't even make sense.

And why are you advertising a dating service? Are you on some kind of commission?

I'm sorry, but your time here is very much over.

Spambot methinks, isolated incident so nothing to get into a tizz over.

Think the new BBC One trailers may only be for "The One to Watch" type programmes. I noticed the Waking the Dead trailer says this on it.