Saturday Nights, TV and the rest

So what u do on a Saturday night? U could go out to da pub, been there, done that, got boring. U could watch TV! But u could also invite a few friends round, watch TV and use da net at da same time!!! Tonite waz interesting...

Got a few matez round at 7.30pm , had to go out into da garden to move satellite dish to Hotbird coz I can't afford an electric rotor. Got back in, started to crack open few canz of Fosters. Flicked through a few European satellite channel like we normally do to view the usual content. Well it waz then 9.30pm and we decided to start posting to newsgroups and forums. One of my matez opened his 8th can of Fosters, drank half da can and then FARTED into da can. He then finished da can off. I was posting to this forum, my girlfriend waz laughing at my mate, and my other mate's girlfriend suggested she waz gonna guff into her can. She got out her bum and farted into the can, then drank the remaining larger. Who dares fart into some1 elses can? oooo!!

Overall it's been a fun nite. We are still at it so expect to see us posting lata on. Watching TV, drinking beer with matez and posting to newsgroups and forums is 'the new going out'

In your case, I'd say study the English dictionary to learn how to spell properly.

My God. Farting into a can. How wonderful.

C'mon Mr Videowall. T'was the night b4 xmas and I was WISHING 4 a dictionary to be in my xmas sack da next morning. When i got up on da xmas morning, i saw that santa had been kind. See, this dictionary was printed upside down, back 2 front and wid faded txt (ooooo i mean text). Still, it's da thought that counts.

Ooo laaaa la, my grave is on fire, cum my boy into da land of dangerous creatures and da living dead.

Bloody hell we don't really care what you did tonight and your not going to impress us. BTW Moss i've just noticed but you've posted 120(ish) times in 6 days, just be careful not to turn into Spiring or Ryan (I can feel the pms now!), don't reply to every thread with just a smily, I know you haven't but we've seen it happen to those above!

Edit: You've been asked nicely, we speak English here, can you please try using it, otherwise you'll annoy loads of people, and it'll just be a waste of bandwidth you being here because no one will read your posts because they won't be able to.


(Edited by Mich at 12:17 am on Dec. 30, 2001)

smelly melly welly. U seen my matez girlfriend's arse? Looks like Britney Spears' sexy ass, and wid no clothes on looks da biz and ready 4 sum fun! Wouldn't mind her farting into my can.

Wooly jumpers all round my bro!

Yes, I was wondering when someone was going to pick that up! Let's just say I'm putting off revising for my exams in January. And I've got an entire website to write as well, for the 7th. Putting off tactics... But you're right, it's dangerous territory, I may try and control myself a bit more and do some work!

And I think da man will be ejected from the forum before too long...

Mr MM.
Kindly take your comments to a forum who will appreciate your particular brand of language.

It's not welcome here

Oh come on my son, be a laught 2nite. Get off high horse, enjoy the beer and the action.

There was a mole in a hole and he was stuck in da wall

Has MM been Banned because it says 'BANNED' right under his name?

Yes, it looks like it. I'm glad, because he insulted me. I cried for hours. No, really, I did.

But what is to stop them from registering a new login? I suppose he was so drunk, he probably didn't even know what he was posting, if indeed he can still remember ever posting at all!!