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(August 2007)

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MI
Michael
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


BANG!


(I threw the hilarious paperweight my aunt gave me at the TV at this point)
SO
Steven O
Alexia posted:
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


BANG!


(I threw the hilarious paperweight my aunt gave me at the TV at this point)


Laughing

Not a lot else I can say to that....!
JV
James Vertigan Founding member
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


... followed by a Top Of The Pops Queen Christmas Special - all songs by Queen!

How appropriate. Laughing
TJ
TedJrr
Connews posted:
Hm.

What would happen if Charles actually killed the Queen so he could get the throne?? Laughing


He'd be tried by television.
MI
Michael
James Vertigan posted:
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


... followed by a Top Of The Pops Queen Christmas Special - all songs by Queen!

How appropriate. Laughing


Presented by Steve Wright.
RM
Roger Mellie
Alexia posted:
James Vertigan posted:
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


... followed by a Top Of The Pops Queen Christmas Special - all songs by Queen!

How appropriate. Laughing


Presented by Steve Wright.


"Nnnyeaaah, it's ex-mas day two-thousand-seven. I met the Queen at a function at Mon- ar -co, she promised me a knighthood because she thought I was an excellent broadcaster <cue fake clapping and whistles>.

Now here's a song by a wrinkly old queen who definitely isn't dead, Elton John: I'm Still Standing . Nice wig Elt, give it large..."
GS
Gavin Scott Founding member
Roger Mellie posted:
Alexia posted:
James Vertigan posted:
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


... followed by a Top Of The Pops Queen Christmas Special - all songs by Queen!

How appropriate. Laughing


Presented by Steve Wright.


"Nnnyeaaah, it's ex-mas day two-thousand-seven. I met the Queen at a function at Mon- ar -co, she promised me a knighthood because she thought I was an excellent broadcaster <cue fake clapping and whistles>.

Now here's a song by a wrinkly old queen who definitely isn't dead, Elton John: I'm Still Standing . Nice wig Elt, give it large..."


*chortle*
WE
Westy2
Gavin Scott posted:
Roger Mellie posted:
Alexia posted:
James Vertigan posted:
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


... followed by a Top Of The Pops Queen Christmas Special - all songs by Queen!

How appropriate. Laughing


Presented by Steve Wright.


"Nnnyeaaah, it's ex-mas day two-thousand-seven. I met the Queen at a function at Mon- ar -co, she promised me a knighthood because she thought I was an excellent broadcaster <cue fake clapping and whistles>.

Now here's a song by a wrinkly old queen who definitely isn't dead, Elton John: I'm Still Standing . Nice wig Elt, give it large..."


*chortle*


Great impersonation!
RM
Roger Mellie
Westy2 posted:
Gavin Scott posted:
Roger Mellie posted:
Alexia posted:
James Vertigan posted:
Quote:
This is BBC1. It's 3:05pm on Christmas Day, 2007. The Queen has died. Stop being merry and mourn her you traitourous lot. Put that cracker down. Take that hat off. Tell the kid to stop playing with his new Thomas the Tank Engine set......


... followed by a Top Of The Pops Queen Christmas Special - all songs by Queen!

How appropriate. Laughing


Presented by Steve Wright.


"Nnnyeaaah, it's ex-mas day two-thousand-seven. I met the Queen at a function at Mon- ar -co, she promised me a knighthood because she thought I was an excellent broadcaster <cue fake clapping and whistles>.

Now here's a song by a wrinkly old queen who definitely isn't dead, Elton John: I'm Still Standing . Nice wig Elt, give it large..."


*chortle*


Great impersonation!


Thanks, lol (lower case=restrained chortle)

Just do Roland Rat on helium... "Nnnyeah Radio 2 faaans. Steve Wright superstar".

The only difference being that Roland was cheeky to celebs, whereas Steve sycophantically grovels to them. "Big up it for royal mega-celeb James Hewitt <cue more fake cheers and whistles>"

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