As ITV are desperate for ratings winners. Can we help them by devising new show titles from existing ones, that we'd all like to watch?
Change a few letters, and see how you do. I'll start you off.
Home Is Where The Cart Is
A weak re-hash of "Steptoe and Son";
Femmerdale
The classic soap, with only the young female characters remaining in the cast;
I'm a British Soldier in Iraq - Get me out of here!
Ant 'n' Dec host this exciting interactive show from the Allied Compound where viewers can follow the exploits of the forces using fearless ITN cameramen, and those who in the opinion of the watching masses are not worthy of a Victoria Cross may be voted off each week, or alternatively be nominated by their comrades for a 'mortartucker trial' undertaking forfeits such as walking through the streets of Fallujah without a flak jacket...
I'm a British Soldier in Iraq - Get me out of here!
Ant 'n' Dec host this exciting interactive show from the Allied Compound where viewers can follow the exploits of the forces using fearless ITN cameramen, and those who in the opinion of the watching masses are not worthy of a Victoria Cross may be voted off each week, or alternatively be nominated by their comrades for a 'mortartucker trial' undertaking forfeits such as walking through the streets of Fallujah without a flak jacket...
With Lord Brockett and Major Charles Ingram with Get Me out of here Now! over on ITV2
SATURDAY ON ITV1
1745
Shooting Stars
: Vic Reeves presents a new version of his once popular game show, but this time the losing team are lined up against the wall and put out of their misery. Guests include Peter Andre & Jordan
1815
Celebrity STD Clinic
: Abi Titmus and Rebecca Loos check into Croydon's Clap Clinic. Will their test results come up to scratch?
1915
Ant & Dec Live!
(1/2) Whose first to sit in the Electric chair?
2015
An Audience With Fern Britton
8.15 - Stab Me Baby One More Time.
Michelle Collins dons some lycra and attempts to burst balloons for charity while hanging upside down from a trapeze.
