How about respecting the mood of the nation and getting rid of Oneness altogether! Just bring back the balloons until Lockdown is over then commison a new set.
The "mood of the nation" is not to get rid of Oneness. Nothing wrong with having strong opinions, but let's keep them within the realms of reality.
And I never thought I'd see the day where the likes of this would introduce a BBC News bulletin (9am this morning). Or am I just being grumpy?