MHP Pravite Parts

i was just wondering i have just joined MHP and i was wondering how do you get into MHP pravite parts?

Now, just WHERE shall I start?

No, can't be bothered, someone else's turn!

You see the bit at the bottom of the emails that says "The Private Parts are at..."?

Hint: read those bits.

http://pp.meldrum.co.uk

I notice you've joined MHP, and your first contribution is an awful BBC2 Simpsons mock slide, as a 1.3MB BMP file. Hardly the best way to introduce yourself.

Looking at the MHP Private Parts Appreciation Index, benr is 2nd from the bottom- only good old Lee Bedwood is below! You've certinally made an impression on the PP, but clelarly the wrong kind.

Oh, dear. He's fallen below Mr Bedwood now.

What does Pravite mean?

It's Spanish-Latin for private.

God, I knew I should have put the boot firmly in earlier.

Sorry folks, I might just have saved all this sadness.