Merry Christmas Viewers...

*splutter*

A bastion of moral standards? Don't make me laugh! Thats almost as bad as when they told me that the tooth fairy doesn't exist! I know she does!!!

Anyway, I am infact already on Sky News. They've given me a makeover and I'm now called Kevin Owen, I'm not sure about the night shift though. I'll be no match for Chris Rogers now.

Oh you're just picking on me now. But you know what's done it, don't you? It's all of this exposure to the evils of television. I don't think Parents A and B heeded The Sun's advice back in 1993 and burnt their video nasty, and look what happened. There's a lesson there children, always do what The Sun tells you.

I'd like a whale for Christmas. Watching Mr A's Blue Planet programme has really inspired me. As long as it doesn't get eaten by an angry Polar Bear, it'll be fine. Why do they always have to make documentaries so sad? Nasty adults.

I'd like to see some people who've designed mock idents, do Xmas versions, either on their own websites or in the Mock Designs forum.

Now there's an idea! Asa, launch a temporary forum called 'Xmas Mock Designs' for the christmas period and then take it away in the new year!

Now there's an idea! Asa, launch a temporary forum called 'Xmas Mock Designs' for the christmas period and then take it away in the new year!

You accidentally double posted!