Jeremy Bowen

Has anyone noticed that on Breakfast Jeremy never knows which side of him is the screen when he intoduces the weather and has to look on both sides to find it. You would think he would have that worked out before hand.

I assume thats because he thinks he's in the middle east, and therefore looks around him to check there are no suicide-bombers creeping up behind him... either that or Sophie blindfolds him when he's not on air, so he can't cause any trouble...

Written with a HUGE grin, to be read with a HUGE grin

Never mind blindfolding him what about gagging him so he cant giggle!

Hmm well I imagine she just ties him up and leaves him in the BBC Basement with Terry Wogan and Aunty's Bloomers during the day. Anyway I have been thinking (steady on, Ben)... do you recon that Anne Robinson would be any good on there? She'd do better than him because, lets face it, he is the weakest link....

( Goodbye )

she would be great bit no mp would agree to come on the show when she would be interviewing!

Somehow I think they would. The breakfast fight with Anne Robinson... hmmm

Anne: Chris Smith you are the wea.... ehh thanking you for joining us. Gooodbye.

Or even

Anne - Good morning and welcome to breakfast, the program you cannot afford to miss
Jeremy - It's Six O'Clock
[Titles]
Jeremy - Good morning. The news headlines on the 28th March 2001. Yet more people are complaining that the TV presenter Jeremy Bower (yes folks, it's me) has contracted a new form of foot and mouth disease... it makes him giggle after every sentance...
Anne - Also in our sights this morning, BT the comany who say it's...
Jeremy - ....Anne...
Anne - oh sorry wrong program. Moira. How do you think you did in the last round
Moira - Well... I only read the headlines
Anne - Well it's not very good is it? I have to tell you, however, that you were NOT the worst player in the last round, was she, Jeremy?
Jeremy [waking up] - No, no, no... breakfastTV@bbc.co.uk... i quite agree with you... well yes...
Moira - Is it my turn yet?
Anne - Well you might as well have a go. You can't be any worse than HIM, can you?
Moira - [Under her breath] I could try [To Camera]-Good Morning....

Intended to bring an element of the smile factor into your life

lol, but which of the three would win the show?

Well, Bowen's gone, and Michael Peschardt rules again!!!

Bowen must have gone out to the Middle East - I hope Peshardt is on for a long time!!

Has anyone noticed that Sophie Raworth has gone this week. Well, I saw her last night in Sydney doing a report about energy for Tomorrow's World

Michael Peshardt has the potential to front the program very well, if only he didn't live in Sydney! I still think Chris Eakin would be best suited to it though...

I assume Bowen is filming for his new TV show?

Well, I think Moira would have to win, unless Rob or TANYA (GET RID OF THAT WOMAN) won - however it's hard to tell at this late stage in the game.