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Ceefax? CEEFAX? New age tosh it is. I think the news channels should direct their viewers to the latest despatches from the big city scratched into wax tablets, carried on horseback by a trusty steed driven by a man who won't spare the whip! Wait, Whip? WHIP? New fangled technology, what am I SAYING?! He should be bashing the horse with the nearest stick with maybe some animal skin on it for extra effect.