GL
Kid 1: I'm bored
Kid 2: Me too
I think that dialogue sums it up about ITV1: it sucks!
Heck, the whole chucking rocks at the sky and letting holes of sunshine through sums ITV1 up. You have small bright gems (like Harry Hill's TV Burp), the rest is dull and tripe (apologies for insulting tripe by the way!). What a waste of time and money.
Kid 2: Me too
I think that dialogue sums it up about ITV1: it sucks!