Its.....................

She arrived, keeping her eyes concealed from sight. Clare was now out of harm's way. There was only going to be one ginger-haired lady running this joint..........

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Entering her dressing room she applied copious make-up to conceal the witch-like warts that were her unfortunate birthmark and her Achilles heel......

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Then gleefully practised the stare that would paralyse the region with fright and make the populace submit to her every whim............

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Nothing it seemed could stop her achieving her aim. She walked into the studio. Harry was still entranced by her every move......

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Harry was still smitten with this foxy vixen. As she sat down, his smile spoke volumes about the way he felt inside. She smiled for different reasons..........

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The programme began innocuously......................

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Her plan was going so well as she read the first item. She felt on top of the world..........

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Until she looked down to read her next item. She saw a letter that was not part of the script. It read:

Christa me old 'pal',

'Wart' a nice surprise to see you looking SO well. We know what you're about to do, and darling, we're not impressed. Look where you like, we can see you no matter where you turn. Your wicked plan will not come to fruition. We paid Peter Levy a handsome £1,000,000 to cut all transmission cables so your vile little master plan has not worked.

Consider yourself walloped!

Signed, C.F and K.B.

P.S. WE BOTH KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

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Suddenly, she did not seem quite so buoyant as her confidence escaped down down her legs and onto the studio floor. She was not quite so confident now........

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Katherine and her partner in crime Clare laughed from the editing suite as they observed the now frantic schemer rapidly depart the scene. With her powers now gone, Harry was restored to normal, Clare was reinstated and Hud the Stud married Katherine the very next day. As for Peter, well, he and his new Spitfire, bought with his pay-off money could not be seperated. He spent the rest of his years airborne and happy.

Yorkshire, Lincolnshire and the North Midlands had been saved!



(Edited by Katherine at 9:40 pm on Aug. 28, 2001)

Well, whadda ya think?


(Edited by Katherine at 9:43 pm on Aug. 28, 2001)

Really good Katherine

Have you sent it into our mates on Woodhouse Lane?! Just think of all the fun with Christa slide show 3 come next Monday!

that's very funny, on how you pick up on everything!!!!!
I thought when I saw it, in my YORKSHIRE home (sorry - just proud to be a yorkshire lad!) - someone will take a micktake of that!!!
You people never dissapoint me!!!!

She needn't bother - they all read this forum anyway!

It's excellent Katherine!
Was that an actual trailer though?!
I can't imagine Lucy Meacock arriving on North West Tonight, would be very interesting if that happened though.

I remember when Lucy Meacock used to present London Plus in the late 80s. I had always wondered what happened to her until I discovered she had ended up on Granada.