I'm A Celebrity

Brendan Burns - an Australian "comedian".

I've sent a long email to Duty Office - totally unlike me, I know it won't achieve anything but I've got a rant on. I've been quite sarcastic in it anyway.

It's all going a bit Series 2 at the moment isn't it, you know the one where Anthony Worall Thompson kicked off

A long string of trials with hardly any stars won, and wrong answers in the Celebrity Chest, meaning hardly any food for the camp!

By the way Scott probably now knocks off Natalie Appleton from the top of the wimpyist celebrity ever list

Fair play to Scott though, at least he didn't shriek when he touched a tree (classic I'm A Celebrity ).

I'm getting into this series now. I was a bit worried to begin with, but there are a few characters, including Phina, which surprised me. Poor Jan though. She's really not up to coping with something like this. And now her and Scott are doing a task together - it's a recipe for disaster.

1 star today. Pitiful.

What an wimp Scott is! I mean, they were just mealworms and ants - that was just the warm-up for crying out loud!

Jan is also getting decidedly boring as well - cheer up woman or get out.

Who are the new faces going in tomorrow then? For some reason I reckon Keith Chegwin will be one.

My Mum said Dean Gaffney is apparently going in.

So that would make him the most famous then.

I'm making an effort to not watch it this year. I watched bits and pieces last year but the format's getting a bit dull. ¾ of the "celebs" I've never even heard of.

The only decent thing about the programme now is the Ant and Dec bits.

If Jan Leeming couldn't cope with the relative nothingness of an exploding lightbulb in the newsroom, I don't reckon she has got much chance of surviving with eating spiders and going into a chest filled with rats and snakes, unlike her colleague Jennie Bond, who turned out to be entirely fearless.

Come on Jan!!! You are letting the newsreaders down!

Loving this series so far ....I can't help thinking that Jan Leeming has shot herself in the foot. If she thinks this will resurrect her profile - all it is doing is showing her in a pretty poor light. Failing at trials is not a crime but incessantly whingeing and moaning and playing the poor little girlie act is just irritating beyond belief. Slap her somebody! My other pet hate so far is Lauren Booth -more poisonous than the average bush snake. And how wide is her rear end ???

ROFL just like one of your mocks

I'm actually quite liking this series. I love the fact that we the public can be so cruel. It's for entertainment remember. Make the weakest suffer and when we get bored of them, boot them out. Making them starve guarantees rows, bitching and reveals their weaknesses and strengths. We wouldn't want contented celebs and a happy camp would we.

To be honest i really wouldn't care if they were A - Zlist celebs or ordinary everyday people. I just love the formula for this reality programme. The viewer gets a chance to be really nasty at someones expense for our own entertainment.

Also am i only the person who thinks baby crocs are really cute?