What I Like on TV

I am diseased.
So, I thought you would be MILDLY interested in my general television viewing (because after all, since I don't enjoy Harry Hill's hilarious take on life I apparantly am a freak).

Murder, She Wrote
bid-up.tv
Barney and Friends
Sesame Street
QVC
FAMILY GUY
South Park
price-drop.tv
The Simpsons
FAMILY GUY
Have I Got News For You
FAMILY GUY
Sesame Street
Room 101
Crime Travellers
FAMILY GUY
Rainbow
Button Moon
Mr Boom
FAMILY GUY
Noddy
Brum
Wizadora
Singing Kettle
FAMILY GUY
Star Trek
Xena
FAMILY GUY
Blackadder

Now that I have amused you in between repeats of Harry Hill's hilarious observational talent on ITV 2, I will now amuse you further with my favourite words in no particular order:

Poppycock
Poo
Peacock
Harry
Rinse
Peanut
Floatation
Rice
Pillock
Watercolour
Angela
Gavel
Quagmire
Sewing
Drip

And whilst you proceed to try and stop your sides from physically seperating, I shall now give examples of bids placed in the past two years on that flabtastic channel bid-up.tv

£27
£13
£157
£18
£1
£758
£85
£88

And before concluding my script for my upcoming performance at the Glasgow Comedy Club, I shall now remove certain lyrics from some songs and then place them here:

here
cat
borrow
Michael
treehouse
Ireland
flower
nose
Arbroath

Thank you, and goodnight

I think we need the return of Prisoner Cell Block H as its Been About 3 Years now. I think a tv channel to buy the rights and show the series another time. please buy the rights of PRISONER CELL BLOCK H

OR

Why not sell the rights to a person who wants to buy it. like a person who dont work for tv stations or somthing. please iver sell or buy it. as all its doing is just sitting in a storeroom...

PUT CELL BLOCK H BACK ON UK TELEVISION

Nice to see that TVF's high standards of discussion are still in evidence.

My favourite programmes are the really short fifteen-second ones they sometimes have in between the long ones, but never on the BBC, oddly. Mind you, I have noticed that there's a bit too much product placement on them. Perhaps someone should complain to the ITC.

Some people love PCBH, that's why they have repeated it a lot in the past, but there are much better things sitting around in store rooms that should be repeated first before they pull it out for yet another go. C'mon, you've got to see that. Surely they should show stuff that they've recovered (having lost it / wiped it) before they show stuff like PCBH that has been repeated 1000000 times. The BBC is sitting on loads of stuff that it could be giving to other channels to show.

"Why not sell the rights to a person who wants to buy it..." There really aren't enough words in any current or dead languages to describe the stupidity of this individual.

Yes, jolly good idea, 'TV GUIDE' - I'm sure the rights owners will be jumping at the chance to sell it to "a person who dont work for tv stations or somthing". Hey, hang on... I know! Why don't they sell it to you? You could pay them a whole English pound for it, and then you could sit at home and masturbate over it until you drown in a pool of your effluence.

This seems as good a time as any to resurrect my idea for a TV Forum Room 101 - isolate the braindead and terminally stupid and arrange a weekly vote. The 'winner' of the vote will then be brutally and horrifically tortured until they learn enough to be judged worthy of rejoining the human race.

Er, that wouldn't include LoveTV!! would it??

You have got to be joking. Why the hell would you want to watch those crappy shopping channels?

I think one needs more of the Planet's Funniest Animals. That always used to make me laugh at teatime. One would go as far to say that I enjoyed it more than any of the other teatime shows of the year and I race my tram back to see it. What a show!

Toot toot!

Jasmine.