The Harry and Christa Slide Show

Christa found her way back to the BBC but someone was not pleased...

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She by now had fallen head over heels for Harry. The wedding announcements were made. But someone wasn't pleased......

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Christa practised her lines to her dressing room mirror, and the kiss that would capture the region's hearts. But someone wasn't pleased......

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The wedding room was set for the big occasion, but someone wasn't pleased.......

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Christa made some last-minute adjustments to her hair, but someone wasn't pleased.....

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Christa and Harry took their places and exchanged their vows.....and someone was definitely NOT pleased. In fact, she was growing less pleased by the minute.....

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With Christa and Harry's vows complete, they cemented their new union by shaking hands..... But SHE was on the way to halt the proceedings....

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SHE entered the scene to a roll of thunder, lightning and a howling gale. Standing before the happy couple stood the old flame with her bloodhounds snarling. Her name was Judith Stamper, and she was far from pleased with Christa taking her man. Seeing Judith, Harry elatedly cried 'MOTHER!' The gathered masses screamed in wonder. Christa was shocked to the core of her body and turned to stone.........

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Judith stared intensely at Harry. Immediately, he was under St. Stamper's control. 'GET RID OF HER HARRY, AND COME HOME! I ORDER YOU! I AM ALL POWERFUL!' Judith boomed. Grabbing his zapper, he dutifully did as was bid. Going....

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Going.......

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GONE

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No-one on earth could resist Judith's power. She alone was the goddess of Look North, and this status was not open for negotiation. She begun broadcasting with Harry the very next day and declared Harry's marriage to Christa null and void. All was right with Look North Land again!

THE END

Brilliant Katherine!! :

Thanks!

That was great Katherine, one of the best yet ! Is that really the end ? I wonder.

Perhaps you could turn your talents now to doing a Twiggy slideshow, as usual I'll provide the images.

Slideshow 1 is on my website, 2 & this latest one will be going up very soon. What a great series.

Katherine,

These are the best yet, look at that facial expression, sorry I didn't get them to you in time !

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Christa was really giving that rail executive a good grilling on tonights programme. Its like Newsnight North. Maybe she could be the new Paxo?

Also, Christa met Ian McCaskell on tonights programme, and Paul Hudson asked Christa about Ian's hot and wet front.

Well, I thought it was funny...

That item was very good, Christa apparantly uses the train (Obviously not to work or she wouldn't appear until 6.45pm!), and she wasn't letting that boss off the hook, I think even Harry was shocked at the end of the interview


(Edited by Andrew at 11:08 pm on Sep. 5, 2001)

Yes, it was a very good interview, and I liked it how she invited him back on the programme to see if any changes will be made.

Also Harry at the end of the interview said 'If I was the boss, I would make sure that the trains run on time.' (Referring to the interview that Christa had just given)

I've got to hand it to Christa here, she sure has some spirit in her! My God, is she an alumnus of the Anne Robinson School of journalism or what? I'm a bit of a train enthusiast myself so I was entirely with Christa on this matter. Thankfully, my line's one of the more reliable in the country so I've no real gripes with it. But if my train company was cancelling about 100 services per day (week?) I'd be pretty miffed about it!

I wonder if Christa's trying to curry favour with me? Hmmmmmmmm........

Katherine,

You've no need to worry !  As these shots show, Christa has got her eye on another, much more experienced weatherman.

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Yet more Christa pictures on BBC Look North Online!
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They look better than that original one!

Put a caption in this picture...

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From my point of view, it looks like Harry is looking down into.... erm... better not finish that sentence. :