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An email has been doing the rounds since Hunchback Fiona handed her notice in.
I do like her completely embarrassing quips she has made although I can understand why some don't.
Check these out:-
BEGINNING a David Cameron interview by asking: “Are you the Esther Rantzen of the 21st century?”
Once telling a woman whose life had been ruined by gambling addiction: “Don’t worry, no one won when I worked as a croupier either.”
Marking a freighter disaster by telling Billy Bragg: “I’ve been whistling your hit Shipbuilding.” (Which is by Elvis Costello.)
To Kate and Gerry McCann: “There are light moments, though. You’ve acquired this odd celebrity status.”
On the Monday morning after Princess Diana died: “It’s important to remember, at a time like this, that Diana backwards is ‘an aid’.”
Rounds off an interview with Labour’s Business Secretary, John Hutton MP, by saying: “You know why I believe you’re true to your word? You’ve got very nice socks and shoes.”
“Amanda Redman is real, as in she’s real. As in, a real person.”
“Many happy returns to Kate Middleton, who is 26 today. Remember last year? She turned 25.”
“We always tell the truth on GMTV” (shortly after phone vote scandal).
Tribute to World Cup hero Alan Ball: “Distinctive hair. Distinctive voice. Distinctive player.”
On GMTV’s LA correspondent Carla Romano: “Carla’s literally on fire.”
“Monday morning here, so that means it’s Tuesday night in Australia.”
Asks George Best’s surgeon: “What are his spirits like?”
She links with the words: “Putting your CSA complaints to David Blunkett in a minute – but first, your chance to win £10,000 with Keith Chegwin and Tony Blackburn in Orlando.”
“The Michael Jackson verdict is good news for Jimmy Savile because . . . (a nation holds its breath) . . . he can now work as a lookalike for Tom Mesereau, Michael Jackson’s lawyer.”
“Justin Timberlake’s wedding to Cameron Diaz is off. Can things get any worse?”
At 8.22am: “The competition closes at nine o’clock so you’ve only got, er . . . (pause) . . . 48 minutes to enter.”
Switches effortlessly from a woman guest sobbing uncontrollably about her ruined wedding to a Dr Who feature with the comforting words: “Well, that was almost as if she’d seen a Dalek.”
“The Holocaust actually began three years after Walt Disney made Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs. Which puts it in perspective really.”
Kicking off another faultless week by asking Dustin Hoffman: “Do you think you’ve made it yet?”
“What was the film where Harrison Ford was the fugitive on the run?”
“I don’t want to scare anyone – but, coming up, why a visit to the hairdresser could endanger your life.”
“Footballers’ Wives is beginning to insult my intelligence.”
Parting words of comfort for GMTV’s Inch Loss Island slimmers: “Yeah well, you need all the blubber you’ve got with this weather.”
“Phew. What a shock this weekend. Not Saddam Hussein’s capture — but Sam getting kicked out of Pop Idol.”
“Prime Minister, will you be getting Sting’s autobiography for Christmas?”
“Is one killer cancer cluster a cancer cluster too much?”
Pointing to Russ Abbot’s head: “What about your hair. Is that all your own?”
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