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Record ratings for 10th birthday (record low that is!) (March 2007)

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fanoftv
Alexia posted:
You're all having a bit of a go at 5 as if this downtrend in exciting programming is exclusively theirs - haven't ALL the channels had some sort of lowering of quality / edginess since 1997?

BBC1 - Brilliant idents and the highest rated soap became laughed-at dancers and overkill of Casualty. Now resorting to poaching BBC2 programmes like The Apprentice, Little Britain and Have I Got News For You. Half decent lottery shows have become parodies of themselves. One good point: Doctor Who

BBC2 - Exception to the rule but only just. Again classic idents were ironed out and replaced with a slightly underwhelming set both in 2001 and now. Programming continually shifting to BBC1. Lost the Simpsons, show cult favourites Family Guy and Star Trek in graveyard slot. One good point: Top Gear.

ITV: Yes well we all know... Quiz TV, ITV News channel closed, the Plus saga, loss of regionality, sh!te idents, ITV Digital collapse, ITV Sport debacle, children's programming cut down to death, SMTV Live finished...it's a bit of a damning catalogue. One good point: sports coverage.

C4: Still the best UK presentation package by miles, but repeats of Friends, obsession with Bollywood, doing-to-death of Big Brother, crappy daytime schedule and a general lessening of the edginess that defines it have dulled that somewhat.

So it's not just Five.

Happy birthday anyway guys, and bring back 100%.


Yeah, nowadays there doesn't seem to be such memorable programming, most things don't even get the justice they deserve. There are only a few programmes which have come back after the first series in recent years.

I do admire five for the way that it's taken the channel, it's just the fact that I don't really watch the channel nowadays compared to what I did, but in fairness I don't watch as much TV as I used to and there are far more channels on offer.

Happy Birthday five/5!
JC
JCB
Five was never good to begin with. What exactly are they celebrating? 10 years and they haven't had one single homegrown breakout hit.
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tvarksouthwest
Alexia posted:
BBC2 - show cult favourites Family Guy and Star Trek in graveyard slot.

And us Ceefax fans know why that is, don't we? Evil or Very Mad You forgot to mention BBC2's appalling repeat levels which prop up its schedules every single day of the week. But rather than downtime at weekends, which would help address the problem, BBC2 opts to screen double bills of Star Trek and Taken, keeping it on air till the ridiculous hour of 5:05am.

Oh, and did I tell you that in January BBC2's weekday startup was brought forward from 7am to 6am, the extra hour being filled with REPEATED CBeebies material?
JR
jrothwell97
tvarksouthwest posted:
Alexia posted:
BBC2 - show cult favourites Family Guy and Star Trek in graveyard slot.

And us Ceefax fans know why that is, don't we? Evil or Very Mad You forgot to mention BBC2's appalling repeat levels which prop up its schedules every single day of the week. But rather than downtime at weekends, which would help address the problem, BBC2 opts to screen double bills of Star Trek and Taken, keeping it on air till the ridiculous hour of 5:05am.

Oh, and did I tell you that in January BBC2's weekday startup was brought forward from 7am to 6am, the extra hour being filled with REPEATED CBeebies material?


It's better than filling it with premium rate competitions (ITV1...)
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A former member
Ceefax is still BETTER than both!
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tvarksouthwest
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It's better than filling it with premium rate competitions (ITV1...)

Well if you put it like that...but BBC2 still has too many repeats and you can't help sympathise when the Daily Express makes front page headlines out of it.
JR
jrothwell97
tvarksouthwest posted:
Quote:
It's better than filling it with premium rate competitions (ITV1...)

Well if you put it like that...but BBC2 still has too many repeats and you can't help sympathise when the Daily Express makes front page headlines out of it.


Agreed - BBC2 should swap Star Trek et al and the repeats around. Then if they cut down on repeats we could see some Ceefax - or, after DSO, perhaps something similar to BBC World's breakfiller (!)
PT
Put The Telly On
Yes, Happy Birthday Five. Nice to see that Quizcall was back on the other night (did it ever go?) ..oh joy! Shocked

I can't believe its now 10 years and at the time we were all retuning our TV's trying to get it.....well I did.
G4
G4
Quickly knocked this one up to celebrate...
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/5927/fiveistendp3.png

(EDIT: Fixed incorrect sign.)
JR
jrothwell97
G4 posted:
Quickly knocked this one up to celebrate...
http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2346/fiveistenqe3.png


<pedant>5 x 5 = 25. 5 x 2 = 5 + 5 = 10.</pedant>
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A former member
jrothwell97 posted:


<pedant>5 x 5 = 25. 5 x 2 = 5 + 5 = 25.</pedant>


isnlt that 5+5 = 10?
DB
dbl
Dead Ringers did their pisstake of Five..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AElbzI6jmlI

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