EXCLUSIVE - BREAKING NEWS

ATTN: M@ has issues.

so re-launchNOW does this mean there is no breaking news, or its just not the death of old Queen Mum

The Queen will abdicate on her golden jubilee...?

BREAKING NEWS - Teleonline is wasting our time!

You lost me with relaunch

What's Sky's policy in times of national crisis - do they drop adverts (as I seem to remember ITV did during Diana's death)?

William

Well I'm sorry you feel that way, but if this does turn out to be a false alarm then no more will be said about it, but as I said earlier I'm 98% sure that its true.

Was it worth posting then Lee? If you've gone this far, why not just say what you've heard? Surely no-one would condemn you if you had been misinformed? I'm as curious as everyone else but, with all due respect, you seem to be just yanking our chains...

I do not want to say because its that serious that if I'm wrong I will be full of guilt. Please don't push me. As soon as I see it on the net, TV or anywhere I else i will say, but I want to hear something else confirm these rumours.

If it was that true, then wouldn't we have heard about it an HOUR after you first posted about this terrible news? What was it supposed to be? You have to tell us now - this is very very important if something terrible has happened? Has the Queen Mother died? Has someone been involved in a terrible accident? Come on Lee, we do need to know - I'm not being selfish, it would put our minds at rest.

I agree with you Gavin.

Teleonline, what is this news that you are so privilaged to hear?

I know you lot probably think I'm faking it - I'M NOT. I just don't want to be responsible for saying something that hasn't happened. If it has happened that its a different story.