As I've alreaday said, I missed semi final one on Tuesday evening, but I preset my HDD/DVD recorder to record it, and I've been watching it this morning. During the Wednesday evening Lottery draw, I accidentally heard that Ireland had already been knocked out, but apart from that, knew none of the rest of the outcome of Tuesday when I started watching at 9:50am this morning. You see, when they showed snippets of Tuesday's semi in the interval of yesterday's semi, I went out of the room to avoid knowing what happened, and switched off before the semi final two qualifiers were announed last night to avoid seeing what had already qualified.
Thus by not knowing at 9:50am this morning who had and hadn't qualified from Tuesday's semi, I was able to write the following analysis. The following remarks are written as though I had been watching live on Tuesday and writing them then, so any references to "tonight" in the rest of this message refer to Tuesday 20 May 2008. Here goes.
Song 1: MONTENEGRO "Zauvjek Volim Te"
The first song in this year's Contest to be aired: a male soloist with some ladies behind him. Not particularly exciting, that won't qualify.
Song 2: ISRAEL "The Fire In Your Eyes"
Not a bad song, not one of Israel's best, but better than their "Push The Button" from last year. I tend to prefer Israeli entries which, like this year's, are in Hebrew, and have a bit of the style of music that appeared near the start. A questionable qualifier.
Song 3: ESTONIA "Leto Svet"
A lively song, sounds kinda like a football anthem, with some Madness style beat thrown in for good measure. Liked the way the bloke in the red suit did a star jump early on. It could qualify just for being lively and a little silly, though not outrageously silly.
Song 4: MOLDOVA - "A Century Of Love"
From a football chant to a gentle ballad. How come the woman did all the singing while the bloke lazed on the sofa holiding the trumpet? Not sure it'll qualify, it's not catchy enough.
Song 5: SAN MARINO - "Complice"
Now for newcomers San Marino. A power ballad in which the one man seems to be doing all the singing. I don't think that'll go through somewhow.
Song 6: BELGIUM - "O Julissi"
After "Sanomi" five years ago, Belgium have done it again, done a song in a made-up language. What's the point in that when there's loads of languages world wide, even Chinese, Japanese or Swahilli? Still a rather catchy song, which includes some usage of the flute. That's going through, but not sure it'll be the runner up in the final unlike Sanomi in 2003.
Song 7: AZERBAIJAN - "Day After Day"
The other newcomers Azerbaijan. I don't particularly like that high pitching at the start, or the outfits. What's it meant to be, thrash metal or what? A take on "Hard Rock Hallelujah" (Lordi) from two years ago? That's not going to qualify.
Song 8: SLOVENIA - "Vrag Naj Vzame"
An upbeat catchy song, particularly the chorus. Quite a good middle eight too. Liked the use of arm movements, I enjoyed joining in and copying them

That's going through!
Song 9: NORWAY - "Hold On Be Strong"
A beautiful ballad, well sung. That deserves to go through. It reminds me of the 2002 Israel song "Light A Candle".
Song 10: POLAND - "For Life"
Another ballad from a female soloist. I'd like to see this one on Saturday too.
Song 11: IRELAND - "Irelande Douze Pointe"
Dustin the Turkey now. Liked the way they wheeled him on in a trolley. It must be a human being in a costume singing live as all vocals have to be sung live. The backing singers are dancing around. Altogether a rather silly song, I'm not surprised there was so much booing. Deserves nul points tonight. I'll be gutted if this utter garbage goes through.
Song 12: ANDORRA - "Casanova"
Another catchy ABBAesque all-female ballad, this is about Andorra's best effort to-date. So far they've never qualified, but this should be their first time of qualifying to the final. See you Saturday.
Song 13: BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA - "Pokusaj"
Bosnia & Herzegovina have had excellent entries the last two years, but this one's nowhere near as good. This won't qualify.
Song 14: ARMENIA - "Qele Qele"
A catchy eastern style song. That ought to go through.
Song 15: THE NETHERLANDS - "Your Heart Belongs To Me"
A Motown style song. Reasonably OK, a questionable qualifier for Saturday.
Song 16: FINLAND - "Missa Miehet Ratsastaa"
A thrash metal entry, something like their winner two years ago Lordi "Hard Rock Hallelujah". I'm surprised they're singing in Finnish in this free language era, the last few years they've sung in English. Not my cup of tea, but I bet it'll go through just like Lordi did two years ago.
Song 17: ROMANIA - "Pe-O Margine De Lume"
It's happened again this year, a bloke combining a smart white shirt and black jacket with blue jeans. Not sure I like that combination. As far as the song goes, a reasonable ballad, but not sure it's got what it takes to go through.
Song 18: RUSSIA - "Believe"
The penultimate song of the night, the Russian entry. After a slow start, it had a reasonably catchy chorus. Will it be there Saturday? I don't think so somehow.
Song 19: GREECE - "Secret Combination"
The final song already. A reasonable song with good dance routine to end tonigh's line-up, it may go through. Unfortunately Greece you won't have your guaraneed 12 points from Cyprus, so you'll have to hope some of the other countries eligible to vote in the first semi-final will vote for you.
Well these are the ten I'd like to see on Saurday:
Israel, Estonia, Belgium, Slovenia, Norway, Poland, Andorra, Armenia, Netherlands, Greece.
Had I been watching live, and had the UK been given a vote in Semi Final One, I'd have voted for Slovenia.
So now I'm about to see the ten semi-final one qualifiers being announced. Then I'll watch the tail end of semi-final two, and I'll give my feedback on who made it from each semi to the final.