Eurovision 2007 - Helsinki

No they're not, unfortunately

No, however, Bulgarian crap music? Yes.

Your getting as witty as Mr Wogan, James.

Song 21: Bulgaria "Water" Elitsa Todorova & Stoyan Yankoulov
Another trashy entry which should NOT have qualified. How come it's Bulgaria singing now, when Portugal, Norway, Denmark or Switzerland should have been singing in this slot instead. Are they gonna play that vertical hanging drum? As for the Bulgarian lyrics, why havent the Beeb transliterated them into Latin script, they're in Latin Script on The Diggiloo Thrush, so Auntie can do it too. NUL POINTS!

Sorry did that say whitty or sh*tty?

Ok, so tubes. That was nice...

"a passing e'jit who tries to play....as if we haven't had enough drums!" Wogan's finished his warm up now! He's in full flow!

Chris Moyles younger brother? Wogan's right again!

Turkey, does look a bit like Chris Moyle actually, only this one sings for ****.

And Moyles' younger brother...

Red jacket? Gold ornament tie thing?

Oh dear.

Perhaps the exotic dancers will pull the votes in - will the Germans give Turkey 12 points again this year?*

*-rhetorical question

It's a gay Chris Moyles!

I'm not leaving BBC1 but there's better sound output with Ken Bruce on Radio 2 if anyone....cares.