Eurovision 2005

Unforunately, the UK is highly unlikely to win this years contest because they have been drawn in the 2nd slot for the final. No one has ever won from the 2nd slot. All we can hope for is to finish 2nd now.

Well that's that then. Where's the confidence. If we loose again, we can always blame the war!

We can be the first!

Numbers don't matter!

Since when in recent years has it been about the performance? It's all about the politics I tells ya!

Eurovision doesn't matter!

I really don't mind what happens to the UK entry, just as long as the performance doesn't go out of tune again. That was bad luck.

Who's singing for UK anyway, is it Jordan?

Stop swearing its Javine please.

Forgive me for not being up with the Eurovision Lingo, but what is the second slot?

I'm assuming it means the second performance of the night.

Ah right. Well just because nobody has won from this slot before, doesn't mean we can't! It's a pretty meaningless statistic.