EastEnders

All houses in Albert Square have Tardis-like capabilities. They grow and shred rooms to suit the storyline. Pat's house and the Slater house usually suffer from Tardis syndrome. When all the Slaters were in residence, the house had to hold about 8 people and couldn't have had more than three bedrooms.

I know, it''s stupid, don't they think we know the internal proportions of a three bed terrace or a four bed semi.

then agan the set designers can't even count when you consider that Pat's neighbour, the Turemans, live at number 20 and she lives at number 31




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Please research before you post:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/eastenders/places/ will tell you that Number 20 is not "next door" (as in it is not a terraced block) to number 31, it is actually over the road.

41 is over the road, 31 and 18 are in the corner with 55 victoria street between them

I did research,

ok so I put 20 not 18 but the Trueman's house is nextdoor to Pats as it's the next house in Albert Square

Slow burning week on EastEnders this week, but at least they don't have to keep up the charade any longer of Bradley working in the City yet hanging around the Square all morning - he's been fired! He then went and did some bizarre tribute to Frank Butcher before landing a job as a market inspector.

Elsewhere, the next Martin and Sonia have been found, looks like they're pairing Peter and Lauren together and it'll somehow work, bearing in mind he's a goody two-shoes and she's a bit of a rebel. Still it's far more likely Peter & Lauren finding common ground with each other than Sonia marrying the bloke who knocked down and killed her husband.

Slow burning week? Or maybe a filler one? No offence, but what really happened? Apart from the Phil/Kevin story which is supposed to lead to a dramatic turn of events at Christmas, nothing that interesting occurred. The worst of it was Bradley and the bow tie. I wouldn't mind normally, but a) it's been done before in the same show and b) it happened at the very end of the episode. How pathetic. As if that deserved the duff-duffs.

But it was OK. I didn't expect any high drama after last week's superb three episodes. I just hope it's a bit better next week.

I can't look at Peter without thinking of Pinocchio

This week was rubbish, I can't even remember what happened.

It was a "let use all the dull characters that no-one likes" week wasn't it.

I do hope they ditch some of them next year. Minty has become a very dull character since linking up with Hazel. And is there any need for Heather?

Denise Kev and co are going and in return we're getting Bianca and her brood of ASBOS and a minted Ricky and his pretty missus. Bet i know where this storyline will head and Janine is due to make a guest appearance too for Franks funeral.

Next thing we'll know Nick Berry will turn up to help sort Psycho Steven out. We aint seen much of Wicksy since his heartbeat days,

And when 'enders gets into a crisis it can use the trump card. Chelle/grant/ baby mark card.

Wait.. I heard Denise and co were staying?

Isn't the actress who plays Denise pregnant, because they'll have to write her out for a bit?

Denise and her Family are staying but the Wicks are all getting off.