Dancing On Ice

Not so much a Casualty "spoiler", more an effort to break the 3m barrier after 8pm on Saturdays!

Just being reported that Michael underwood has pulled out of the competition after breaking his ankle during training. Has anything like this happened before? Do they bring someone in to replace them?

Underwood will be replaced apparantly, either by Candice from Corrie or that bloke from Toploader!


The show itself looks like it's falling into the trap of other weekend talent shows, with a pointless performance from Westlife set to be included in tomorrows show.

What is it with ITV and bloody Westlife? And there's always a huge build-up to their appearance...

"And yes ladies, you guessed it, WESTLIFE will be performing on the show later...! <on-cue screams from audience>"

Two words: Simon Cowell.

Yeah, I was going to mention Louis Walsh actually.

Where have you heard this news Brekkie Boy? I'd prefer Candice myself!

So, it was Joanne from Corrie, not Candice.
Has she left Corrie?? I haven't seen her for weeks.

Anyway, she was quite good - 18.5 was her score.

She's in Waterloo Road at the moment over on BBC One.

She left in the summer

Now it appears Samantha Mumba is injured. I don't think it is too bad.

I don't think it's too bad that "Film star Samantha Mumba" is injured either!

She really does seem full of herself - it's pushing it to call herself a pop singer after a 15-minute career five years ago, but a "film star" - come on! Even the ITV1 audience tuning in expecting Emmerdale aren't that gullible!

God, they're being extra cautious in closing the lines ridiculously early. Surely there's still enough time to do the recap first - even if it means moving the full results reveal until after the break.



Anyhow - bloody Westlife - can someone please get a blade to their vocal cords!


P.S. OMG - no stools!