Coronation Street

am I being very naive not getting Blanche's comment on the 'nasty gash'

Er.. yes.

And don't try looking it up on Google whilst you're at work.

I work in a school, we have web filters

so I'll have a look now I'm home

ok, thought it would mean something really rude

Big ol' fanny not rude enough for you?

*shocked*

I see, nasty gash, big old fanny , I get it now

why didn't she just say 'nice bush' and have done with it

Because he's not in office anymore

oh yes, my mistake

Easy mistake to make: Bush was probably too left-wing for Blanche.

LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL. Roger!!!!!!!!

Not as funny as Becky's line last night: "We may be just married, but we're not on weeing terms just yet!". Classy bird.

I quite enjoyed last night's double-bill: The registery office bloke stole the show for me, with his manic and officious manner. Then there was Steve's and Roy's great face-acting, plus the requisite barbs from Blanche-- plus a poignant moment with Jason. The secondary story was equally as good, some very powerful acting from Joe, I thought.

is tonight's episode of the Bill so unmissable they have to stick the ad up over corry and obliterate almost all of the screen

of was it some sort of generic onscreen cock up