CiTV & Ministry of Mayhem thread

But I do think te hypnotism was genuine. My cousin was hypnotised on stage while on holiday 2 years ago and what she said about the experience was exactally the same as what the boys from blue said (and they had my cousin and some other people on stage doing some funny stuff as well).

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH! Missed that! But guess it was inevitable bearing in mind some of the things she wears...
That's what I get for being a Mysti fan!

[quote="Crowdman Live"]

I will have to go through the whole tape and check for this, where about did it occur in the show?

I understand about the christmas lyrics, but somebody most probably got paid quite a bit to come up with the original lyrics.

I just hope that Ofcom don't start to watch this show.
I wonder how the ratings are doing for the show. Does anyone know?

It's where she's doing the "Walk This Way" bit where she gets the old tits out!

My friends brother went on holiday and got seriously **** up from hypnotists.

Something new now-Lets see thread 90 and see what's changed.

I just remembered to post this! it's an updated version of my christmas MoM lyrics:
Woke up.Same clothes as last night or the night before.
Smashed up,my alarm clock and it's still ringing on the bedroom floor.
Get out the Christmas Crackers,
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhemmm[ministry of mayhem],
Santa's coming,here comes christmas,
we hear sleigh bells ring.
[Ho Ho] Ho
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhemmmmm,
ho,ho,here we go now!
na na na,na na na hooooo,
it's the ministry,the ministry,the ministry of mayhem.

I did say earlier in this thread I would share some archive footage of CiTV presentation that I found. So here it is.

These date from 2000. Apologies for general crapness of these quality-wise.

http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/stuff/lv01.jpg
MPAA series 1 (I think) back in the days when it wasn't cropped. Obviously catered here for a massive overscan area on home TVs considering the position of the DOG

http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/stuff/lv02.jpg
Tom Darville scares the kids by showing off his legs while Dannielle just shouts. Cardboard cutouts of main characters from TV shows prevail.

http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/stuff/lv03.jpg
The big screen with the fish tank (with CiTV shaped "fish"), the cardboard cutouts, the printer and the phone on the presenting desk. Often pointed at to introduce a programme.

http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/stuff/lv04.jpg
MPAA cast members make guest appearances on CiTV, here's Alex and Danielle. Winners of a compo scroll across the screen.

http://www.nktp.freeserve.co.uk/stuff/lv05.jpg
CiTV's ECP of this time. Somebody was asking in this thread some time ago about the GMC logo endcap with regard to MPAA so whoever it was, here you go.

Video available of a CiTV "closedown" (for want of a better word) with Andrea - right click here (c.1Mb) and save as. Windows Media Video format, I can't do RealPlayer.

Very nice Mr Green!
I should get a capture card, I've got various pieces of CiTV pres from when Stephen & Dannielle first started back in May 1998, i may even have some from CiTV town somewhere, doubt it though!

Darn, and there was me thinking someone posted caps of Holly's accident.

Darn!

(gets his coat.)

I don't know. Children shows where they show too much. Click here for another famous incidient involving a bit of creamy muff muff

Hahaha - there was a kinda similar incident on Soccer AM this year too.

That muff. Gets everywhere.

Talking about old CiTV stuff, I have the CiTV closedown as you would say from 30th December 1999, the day before New Years Eve (I was taping Honey I blew up the kid), being transmitted in proper 16:9 and the presenters looking foward to the New Year and new presenters and shows, there's also a trail for citv.co.uk, when it was that anyway.

Also have some stuff from CiTV on ITV2 lurking about somewhere aswell, but it was nothing special, but different.