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End of SM:TV to Ministry of Mayhem to MoM (July 2003)

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JB
JasonB
I've just seen a few caps of Holly & Mikey from Phixx getting gunged on MoM and a gunge tank full of baloons, can someone tell me what they had to do for their challenge involving the baloons?. This is an episode i havent seen before.
TV
tvguy
[QUOTE]Back to this year's christmas titles:
Here's my idea for the lyrics this year:
Get out the Christmas Crackers [Instead of it's time to pump up the volume]
We Hear sleigh bells ring [Instead of we can't hear a thing] and Father Christmas on a sleigh saying Ho Ho Ho instead of the plane at the beggining,it'll have snow all the time,including the logo and The Ministry'll have a Father Christmas hat on.
Someone reply to what i put!
FA
fanoftv
[quote="tvguy"]
Quote:
Back to this year's christmas titles:
Here's my idea for the lyrics this year:
Get out the Christmas Crackers [Instead of it's time to pump up the volume]
We Hear sleigh bells ring [Instead of we can't hear a thing] and Father Christmas on a sleigh saying Ho Ho Ho instead of the plane at the beggining,it'll have snow all the time,including the logo and The Ministry'll have a Father Christmas hat on.
Someone reply to what i put!


Interesting, I'd go for something like:

(Sleigh bells throughout, with louder bells, perhaps church bells at the start, snow falling all over the town, the sky dark, as though it's the start of christmas morning, which it is in a sense Confused )

#Woke up, it was snowing, With presents piled up on my bedroom floor,
The tree was a-glowing, when my neighbours came round from next door.
We heard a funny noise, a gentle twinkly humming,
A sleigh flying with lots of toys, the magic Ministry is coming!
GET UP! (Get up &) JOIN IN! (Join in),
It's Christmas and it's full of mayhem!
Wake up to the Christmas Ministry of Mayhem [change to (Ministry of Mayhem)
The christmas pudding flying, tinsel covered glissening AM (ministry of mayhem)
Snowmen melting, children shouting from Cornwall all the way to Whem; So...
Wake up to Christmas Ministry of Mayhem, a hey a hey a Ho Ho Ho...#

Or the Christmas Day version (I presume it'll be on)...

#Woke up, it was snowing, With presents piled up on my bedroom floor,
The tree was a-glowing, when my neighbours came round from next door.
We heard a funny noise, a gentle twinkly humming,
A sleigh flying with lots of toys, the magic Ministry is coming!
GET UP! (Get up &) JOIN IN! (Join in),
It's Christmas Day and it's full of mayhem!
Wake Up to the Ministry on Christmas Day (Ministry on Christmas Day)
It's wrapped, with the twins, the doctor, agents and Ray!
(We're here on Christmas Day!)
Reindeer Flying, Santa shouting "Ho Ho Ho, Hooray!",
SO! Wake up to the MInistry on Christmas Day! A hey, a hey a Ho Ho Ho!...#
LT
LoveTV!!
tvguy posted:
tvguy posted:
Back to this year's christmas titles:
Here's my idea for the lyrics this year:
Get out the Christmas Crackers [Instead of it's time to pump up the volume]
We Hear sleigh bells ring [Instead of we can't hear a thing] and Father Christmas on a sleigh saying Ho Ho Ho instead of the plane at the beggining,it'll have snow all the time,including the logo and The Ministry'll have a Father Christmas hat on.
Someone reply to what i put!


now it: " Get up! Join in! Get out the christmas crackers!..."
and... "Dogs sre barking, neighbours howling we hear sleigh bells ring SO wake up its the Ministry of Mayhem, ahey ahey a'here we go now, HO HO HO, HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOO, ministry of mayhem..."

Thats what I have sung and it sounds really good actually, I think that should be the lyrics for the christmas edition(s).
I hope they do change/alter the theme a bit and not just change the titles and decorate the studio.

Btw, if you want to download the FULL Ministry Of Mayhem song, you can at: TV History.

LoveTV
LT
LoveTV!!
Does anyone know how the 'ITV Kids Channel' is comming on, or has it stopped?

Thanx,

LoveTV
NW
nwtv2003
LoveTV!! posted:
Does anyone know how the 'ITV Kids Channel' is comming on, or has it stopped?

Thanx,

LoveTV


The plan to do a kids channel has been abandoned, but ITV PLC's plan is that they're currently negociating with Nickelodeon and Disney which means that ITV gets to show some of their stuff and brand one of those channels whilst ITV gets some of that channels stuff. At least they're being more realistic about it, a channel wouldn't have a hope in hell, as they have little material to show, personally I don't see the problem of having a CiTV zone on ITV2 like they used to.
JB
JasonB
I saw a bit of Globo Loco for the first time yesterday, and 'Dad' in Globo Loco and the Doctor on MoM are the same person.
JA
james2001 Founding member
That was said a few pages back.
ST
Still
LoveTV!! posted:
tvguy posted:
tvguy posted:
Back to this year's christmas titles:
Here's my idea for the lyrics this year:
Get out the Christmas Crackers [Instead of it's time to pump up the volume]
We Hear sleigh bells ring [Instead of we can't hear a thing] and Father Christmas on a sleigh saying Ho Ho Ho instead of the plane at the beggining,it'll have snow all the time,including the logo and The Ministry'll have a Father Christmas hat on.
Someone reply to what i put!


now it: " Get up! Join in! Get out the christmas crackers!..."
and... "Dogs sre barking, neighbours howling we hear sleigh bells ring SO wake up its the Ministry of Mayhem, ahey ahey a'here we go now, HO HO HO, HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOO, ministry of mayhem..."

Thats what I have sung and it sounds really good actually, I think that should be the lyrics for the christmas edition(s).
I hope they do change/alter the theme a bit and not just change the titles and decorate the studio.

Btw, if you want to download the FULL Ministry Of Mayhem song, you can at: TV History.

LoveTV


I have a feeling 'normal' people stopped visiting this thread a long time ago.
TE
teenage-monkey
I haven't posted here for a while, hello everyone!

I'm finding this mornings MoM really funny and exciting. I don't know what to believe about the blue boys and them being hypnotised. But, it's funny either way! The german doctor has been really funny so far with him "calm down, it's only a commercial" joke.

Anyone else noticing the amount of MoM ads on daytime telly? Like in between Loose Women and This Morning?
BR
Browneye
great to see hollys boob popping out this morning. thats hangover tv at its best
JB
JasonB
I was in fits of laughter after hearing the doctors Michael Fuller impression this morning! sounded a little like him....and of course there was the "Im talking balls this week" sentence which also made me laugh!.

Sabrina is starting 3 weeks earlier on MoM than planned..Its next week. Lets hope they show the episodes in full rather then showing the SM:tv Edits that were showen in the last few weeks of SM:tv.

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