Christmas Radio Times

- A celebrity special of One Man And His Dog with contestants including Vicki Butler-Henderson and Rhodri Williams! (29 December, BBC2, 4.20pm)

- Are You Being Served? - The movie. Yes! Yes! Yes! (1 January, BBC1, 12.20am)

- The Hoobs, in which Groove decides that camels are 'good'! (25 December, C4, 6.35am)

- JK Rowling becomes the first person ever to give one million 'rare interviews' in a year (28 December, BBC1, 7pm)

- Casualty Christmas Special featuring Sylvester McCoy as Kev The Rev! (22 December, BBC1, 8.25pm)

- 100 Greatest TV Treats Of The Year - including someone winning Big Brother and an Ali G sketch. Thank you Channel 4 (29 December, C4, 9.15pm)

- Station Jim: 'A one-off drama set in the 1890s that charts the effect a performing dog has on the lives of a village's inhabitants'. Righto... (30 December, BBC1, 6.30pm).

- Paddington Bear: The Early Years; Stephen Fry investigates Paddington's roots in Darkest Peru. Could be **** but I've just read Michael Bond's autobiography so I'll give this the benefit of the doubt. (31 December, BBC1, 7.10pm).

- I Love The 100 Best Top Ten Lists Of The Fast Show Ever: Best of the Fast Show. Good idea, but surely that title's been used before? (New Year's Day, BBC2, 9pm).

Don't forget the Queen, 3:00-ish, December 25th!

errrr...... ok Jenny, so when are you going to tell us what the highlights are ?

Let's not forget the full 4-5 hour closedowns on BBC 2! Here's hoping we'll get a clock....

Something I always fail to avoid! (The Queen's speech is alright, really).

Any of 'You dipstick Rodders' (Del Boy, OFAH) fans should keep an eye out for 9:05pm on BBC1 on Christmas Day - the first episode of Only Fools And Horses in 5 years, and I can't wait! http://web.ukonline.co.uk/tv.home/forum/emoticons/cheesy.gif

'Pukka stuff Rodders - well done my son!'
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God Ry, that picture is over 15 years old! I've actually seen a picture of the cast filming the new ep in Monte Carlo and all are there! Well, except for two.

I can't wait either for it but I just hope it lives up to all the hype - not like the largely disappointing Absolutely Fabulous.

Why Yes! Yes! Yes! Sorry to disappoint you Jen if you have never seen it but the movie is absolue s***e!

Yes its come out today, which is actually 1 day earlier than billed!.

Disappointly there isn't really any programmes which catch my eye, it just seems to be extra editions of your favourite programmes.

ITV1 seem to be scheduling a repeat of 'Britain's Brainest Kid' at 1.30pm on Christmas Day.

This is either a) a very poor scheduling decision
or b) maybe ITV1 know that everyone will be tucking into turkey at that point and not watching TV.

The lack of Regional Programmes on ITV1 is also very poor

Mike - was it 'Mirrorball' you were talking about? Well I thought it wasn't that bad - it was quite refreshing that instead of doing an Xmas special of AbFab, they did a completely new setting and cast of characters. They only let it down this year by releasing AbFab Series V!!

OK, so I was taking the **** (they are all for real though).There are some good things on, though I cant remember them right now...