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OK, here's my annual Toys R Us posting for Christmas, depsite the fact it's not even Fireworks night yet.
"There's a magical place, we're on our way there
With toys over millions all under one roof
It's called Toys R Us
And soon after bedtime, when dark night time falls
Geoffrey and helpers stock up all the shelves
From ceiling to floor, books, board games and bikes
Teddies, puppets and dolls, bats, spaceships and trikes
'There's millions', says Geoffrey, 'all under one roof'
It's called Toys R Us, Toys R Us, Toys R Us"
(It's a bit weak in my opinion rhyming Trikes with Bikes. Bloody hell. I also happen to think the selection of toys they chose is a bit odd - bats and trikes?! How times have changed. I wish I was back in the old days)
While I'm here... Does anyone happen to have a recording of the ORIGINAL annoying Woolworths Christmas adverts? The ones that lasted about six days each and appeared every other ad slot? They travelled through a house or something, and ended with the tagline "Woolies Winter Wonderland" (although if this tagline appeared a bit later, I'm not sure).
"There's a magical place, we're on our way there
With toys over millions all under one roof
It's called Toys R Us
And soon after bedtime, when dark night time falls
Geoffrey and helpers stock up all the shelves
From ceiling to floor, books, board games and bikes
Teddies, puppets and dolls, bats, spaceships and trikes
'There's millions', says Geoffrey, 'all under one roof'
It's called Toys R Us, Toys R Us, Toys R Us"
(It's a bit weak in my opinion rhyming Trikes with Bikes. Bloody hell. I also happen to think the selection of toys they chose is a bit odd - bats and trikes?! How times have changed. I wish I was back in the old days)
While I'm here... Does anyone happen to have a recording of the ORIGINAL annoying Woolworths Christmas adverts? The ones that lasted about six days each and appeared every other ad slot? They travelled through a house or something, and ended with the tagline "Woolies Winter Wonderland" (although if this tagline appeared a bit later, I'm not sure).