There's a magical world, we're on our way
With toys in their millions all under one roof
It's called Toys 'R' Us
Soon after bedtime when dark night time falls
Geoffrey and helpers stock up all the shelves
From ceiling to floor books, board games and bikes
Teddies, puppets and dolls, bats, space ships and trikes
There's millions, says Geoffrey, all under one roof
It's called Toys 'R' Us, Toys 'R' Us, Toys 'R' Us.
And I will be checking in to the asylum at 2 tomorrow.
There's a magical world, we're on our way
With toys in their millions all under one roof
It's called Toys 'R' Us
Soon after bedtime when dark night time falls
Geoffrey and helpers stock up all the shelves
From ceiling to floor books, board games and bikes
Teddies, puppets and dolls, bats, space ships and trikes
There's millions, says Geoffrey, all under one roof
It's called Toys 'R' Us, Toys 'R' Us, Toys 'R' Us.
And I will be checking in to the asylum at 2 tomorrow.
BEST XMAS CHILDREN'S ADS EVER
Whilst I despise adverts for their rude, "Buy Me, Buy Me" approach, I do enjoy seeing festive images on TV, be it snow, or lights, or even the full decorations and tree, just to get a sense of the occasion, totally ignoring the products being pimped to the public like whores!