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Morrisons have the best Christmas ad so far - even though it is from last year. 
Anyway, I'll do my Christmas schedule 2006 in the next few days - in the meantime, here's my one from last year...
Anyway, I'll do my Christmas schedule 2006 in the next few days - in the meantime, here's my one from last year...
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--Christmas Day 2005--
BBC ONE
6.00am - Breakfast - With Andrew Marr. Followed by Weather with Jay Wynne.
7.00am - CBeebies/CBBC: Some festive cartoons, Friday's Blue Peter (rpt), Chucklevision Christmas special etc, Postman Pat and some old repeated trash from the 90's.
9.05am - Christmas Carol Service - (Royal Family arriving at church, Camilla in a large hat blah blah blah)
9.55am - FILM: Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers
10.25am - The Two Ronnies Christmas Show
11.10am - Victoria Wood's Christmas Hampers - (similar format to Noel's Christmas Presents only with a different celeb each year)
12.00am - BBC News (with Sian Williams) Weather (with Peter Gibbs)
12.10am - Top of The Pops Christmas (i.e. a revamped TOTP2 with hits from Roy Wood, Wombles, Cliff Richard, Johnny Mathis, Dana, Kylie, Bing etc etc)
13.10pm - FILM: The Santa Clause
14.40pm - Christmas Outtake TV ( A selection of Festive TV mess-ups, with Anne Robinson)
15.00pm - The Queen ("This year I'm speaking to you from Balmoral" etc)
15.10pm - FILM PREMIERE: TBA
17.00pm - EastEnders (Part 1 - Happy Christmas etc - festive music, Minty in a silly hat farting etc etc)
17.30pm - The Two Ronnies Christmas Sketchbook
18.00pm - BBC News with Matthew Amroliwola(sp), Weather: Jay Wynne
18.10pm - Strictly Come Dancing on Ice
19.00pm - Doctor Who - the one we've been waiting for edition
20.30pm - EastEnders (Part 2 - Unhappy Christmas etc - pub jukebox being smashed, Ian Beale hits Minty over the head with a crowbar and kills him...duff duf duf dd..)
21.00pm - The Green Green Grass (Del turns up at Boycie's estate)
21.30pm - French and Saunders Christmas Showdown - Paul O'Grady guest stars.
22.00pm - BBC News with Matthew Amroliwalalalaalalal again. Weather: Alex Deakin.................................................Followed by a Temporary Fault....then...
22.05pm - Christmas Night with the Stars (Hosted by Dale Winton (who else?) - music from Katherine Jenkins and Westlife and the latest X Factor winner) (Pre-recorded obviously).
23.05 - The Best of Before They Were Famous (expect Nick Hancock sipping beer over and over again).
23.50 - FILM: Chicago
01.00 - Carry on Camping (Babs and her baps and Kenneth snarling)
02.00 - Closedown - (''We hope you've had a lovely Christmas '' etc...National Anthem and over to News 24 (Recorded).
BBC ONE
6.00am - Breakfast - With Andrew Marr. Followed by Weather with Jay Wynne.
7.00am - CBeebies/CBBC: Some festive cartoons, Friday's Blue Peter (rpt), Chucklevision Christmas special etc, Postman Pat and some old repeated trash from the 90's.
9.05am - Christmas Carol Service - (Royal Family arriving at church, Camilla in a large hat blah blah blah)
9.55am - FILM: Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers
10.25am - The Two Ronnies Christmas Show
11.10am - Victoria Wood's Christmas Hampers - (similar format to Noel's Christmas Presents only with a different celeb each year)
12.00am - BBC News (with Sian Williams) Weather (with Peter Gibbs)
12.10am - Top of The Pops Christmas (i.e. a revamped TOTP2 with hits from Roy Wood, Wombles, Cliff Richard, Johnny Mathis, Dana, Kylie, Bing etc etc)
13.10pm - FILM: The Santa Clause
14.40pm - Christmas Outtake TV ( A selection of Festive TV mess-ups, with Anne Robinson)
15.00pm - The Queen ("This year I'm speaking to you from Balmoral" etc)
15.10pm - FILM PREMIERE: TBA
17.00pm - EastEnders (Part 1 - Happy Christmas etc - festive music, Minty in a silly hat farting etc etc)
17.30pm - The Two Ronnies Christmas Sketchbook
18.00pm - BBC News with Matthew Amroliwola(sp), Weather: Jay Wynne
18.10pm - Strictly Come Dancing on Ice
19.00pm - Doctor Who - the one we've been waiting for edition
20.30pm - EastEnders (Part 2 - Unhappy Christmas etc - pub jukebox being smashed, Ian Beale hits Minty over the head with a crowbar and kills him...duff duf duf dd..)
21.00pm - The Green Green Grass (Del turns up at Boycie's estate)
21.30pm - French and Saunders Christmas Showdown - Paul O'Grady guest stars.
22.00pm - BBC News with Matthew Amroliwalalalaalalal again. Weather: Alex Deakin.................................................Followed by a Temporary Fault....then...
22.05pm - Christmas Night with the Stars (Hosted by Dale Winton (who else?) - music from Katherine Jenkins and Westlife and the latest X Factor winner) (Pre-recorded obviously).
23.05 - The Best of Before They Were Famous (expect Nick Hancock sipping beer over and over again).
23.50 - FILM: Chicago
01.00 - Carry on Camping (Babs and her baps and Kenneth snarling)
02.00 - Closedown - (''We hope you've had a lovely Christmas '' etc...National Anthem and over to News 24 (Recorded).
