The Christa Ackroyd Slide Show is Back!

The Queen of the Gorgons sat awhile before selecting prey to feed on, hiding 'those eyes' that could do so much damage to everything she espied..................

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Harry was a wide-eyed innocent all alone in this crazy town of Scarborough......

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Wide-eyed innocent (at the time) Hud the Stud explained in sign language his appeal to women from south Lincolnshire. In Boston Katherine's knees went weak....

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Until she approached from afar..............

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And met him at the docks.....

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On the tram to work, she was playing hard to get ..........

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Until she wooed Harry Medusa style with her poisonous seductive glare................

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Harry was powerless to resist................

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Her devilish work had begun. Her Calendar colleagues were left jilted...............

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Clare was left abandoned in Leeds by Harry.............

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Katherine looked aghast at home in Boston as not even her Honey Bun Hud the Stud was safe......................

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What will happen to Look North? Will Christa finish her dirty deeds? Will Katherine march up north to Leeds and give Christa the severest walloping of her life? Will Harry ever come out of his trance? Tune into BBC Look North in September for the next chapter, if you dare!



(Edited by Katherine at 2:24 pm on Aug. 15, 2001)

An additional treat for Katherine :

Hot stuff, and er.... then theres Paul Hudson
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And now on Stud FM, a song.........

Humidity's rising........ (astronomically)
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources.....
Look North's the thing to see

On those things called weeknights,
Just about half past six
From Emley and from Belmont too,
It always rains Hud the Stud!

PHWOARGH!

It's rainin' Hud, Halleluyah!
It's rainin' Hud, AMEN
It's rainin' Hud, Halleluyah
It's rainin' Hud, AMEN

I'm gonna go out, and let myself get,
Absolutely soaking wet (in Skegness)!

Humidity's rising........ (astronomically)
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources.....
Look North's the thing to see

On those things called weeknights,
Just about half past six
From Emley and from Belmont too,
It always rains Hud the Stud!

It's rainin' Hud, Halleluyah
It's rainin' Hud, AMEN!
Tall, dark, cute and lean
Banter God and My Best Dream!

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on the heavens
And she did
What she had to do

Hud fights every name-calls
Peter rains at him,
So each and every insult
Re-bounds right back again!

I hear stormy Christa movin' in
About to begin
I hear the thunder but
I won't lose my Hud, I'll
Rip off her mike and stay by him
Rip off her mike and stay by him

Ooh, it's rainin' Hud, YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA!

Katherine, very good slides. Truly funny.

r u the president of the Paul Hudson fanclub?

(Edited by EDTV at 8:31 am on Aug. 16, 2001)

I wish EDTV, I wish!

He's on in an hour's time! YEE HAA!

You should launch one Katherine, it would give Peter and Paul something to talk about if they ever run out of comments!

Not sure about that, I am already a member of their 'Sad E-mail department'! Peter read one of my e-mails out last month and told me to 'get a life'!

But that is coming from the aeroplane spotter who spends his one day off (Saturdays) at Leeds Bradford Aiport!!

Does he now? This is very interesting! Does he live in a glass house and does he keep stones inside? Maybe I could send him an anorak as a Christmas present!

Well that's what 'Hud the Stud' says.... and of course you will believe him!

Click the 'Weather Video' link at the bottom of this http://www.bbc.co.uk/humber/weather/forecast.shtml webpage.

I watched it yesterday, and was shocked to hear the surname of preseter Peter pronounced as 'Lee-vee' (rhymes with 'TV'). I have only seen it written before, and didn't know how it was pronounced. I had assumed, based on it's spelling, that it was pronounced 'Le-vee' (rhymes with 'Heavy').

Illlusions were shattered... sob

(Edited by SittingOvation at 5:22 pm on Aug. 19, 2001)

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Have you seen how quick Peter Lee-Vee and Paul Hudson leave the set, no wonder Peter doesn't mind presenting all those bulletins, he can be having a coffee before Neighbours starts!

(Edited by Andrew at 7:12 pm on Aug. 19, 2001)