children in need

What did Bruce say ? Once again BBC Wales are on an opt!

"Fantastic Stuff" count :- 41

When Bruce started his dance act he said to his backup dancers:

"Don't worry Madonna's been on, we've nothing to beat"

Got a mixed reaction from the audience haha

The little chats are always a bit painful arn't they.

The guests come on, Terry asks them a question, the guests answer, Terry ignores them and does a one-liner, the audience doesn't laugh, Kaplinsky roars as if to make up for them all, the guests say something else, Terry talks over them and asks them to read the number, the guests then either can't see it, or read it very badly!

Another perfect opt-out from the Channel Islands.

Well Tash is out and about, like Dog Muck - She's everywhere.

And at this Juncture I'd like to highlight how much Gabby is missed.

Fearne and a car. Well, accidents are more likely to happen nearer Christmas. Annoying yoof she is.

The Midland's must have surpassed themselves this year, so far we had an ex-MT package and a few OB's - Well nice to see the money's going to a good cause - Kaplinsky Aid.

I think you can guess my feelings about tonight.

Who wants to bet whether Jordan gave up her fee for CiN?

Is it just me who thinks that she is miming somebody elses voice?

Why isn't Gabby doing it anymore? The first I heard she wasn't was when I heard Natasha and Fern were joining Terry!

Is it just me or do they sound really ungrateful everytime they say we're only "slightly up" on last year!

Well I've just woken everyone in the family up by shouting "Shut the f*** up" at Peter Andre and Jordan. God that was nauseating. And it never ended. BBC Scotland were particularly catty about it.

The whole thing's a nightmare. Is there a hotline where we can all pledge to get it stopped.

Or am I just being a bit harsh?

I was actually impressed with Peter and (especially) Katie's singing.
Shame about the song but me, alongwith the whoel chatroom I was chatting in, agreed that it was really good!

"Fantastic Stuff" count - 44

No you're not the only one. I found it pretty nauseating as well. And the choice of song, urgh!!!

Why can't hasbeens and media-whores like Peter and Jordan just fade away or fall down some dark hole never to be seen again?

The Eastenders thing is on now - I'm not quite sure whether it's meant to be funny, but it isn't. The Reporting Scotland in-joke is terrible, although Reporting Millport sums up the crap programme's obsession with rural areas as opposed to real news. The whole programme is terribly outdated - a throwback to the days of variety shows.

And if I wanted to hear some shouting chavs/neds, I'd go for a walk round the neighbourhood.

It's really painful viewing, not helped by the fact that the standards are low enough in London, but Scotland takes it even lower.

Oh Christ - we've gone back to the Reporting Scotland rubbish. Mind you, Bob Wylie in a nurse's uniform is the first laugh I've had all night.