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(November 2005)

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BR
Brekkie
Spencer For Hire posted:
Knowing the usual level of cynicism on this forum, I'm surprised so many here appear to love Children In Need so much.

For me it has to be the most nauseating evening of television of the year. Aside from the irritation of so-called celebrities 'giving up their time' to massage their own egos and further their careers, it's just an evening of plain terrible television.

Looking at the CIN website, 'treats' tonight include, Status Quo at RAF Brize Norton (an Alan Partridge idea if I ever heard one), The Casualty Cast doing some kind of song/dance routine (again); Sam Mitchell from EastEnders sings a song (riveting); the cast of The Archers perform a mini-episode live in the studio (forget Live 8, this *is* the event of the year); Emmerdale favourite Amy Nuttall performs music from My Fair Lady (anything good on Create & Craft TV?), oh, and of course there's the bum-winkingly embarrassing singing newsreaders.

I've nothing against raising money for charity (although I suspect other equally deserving charities lose out because they don't have their own night of prime-time television), but why does the BBC have to lower its standards to such an extent for it? Why not raise money by making *good* television?

I know some people on this forum might be getting moist at the thought of an extra regional opt and a chance to see Peter Levy pretending to enjoy sitting in a bath of baked beans (or something equally wacky and original), but let's not pretend that this is a wonderful night of entertainment. It's just awful.


I think alot of people here completly agree with you actually - the main CiN show is awful, especially in comparison to Comic Relief which feels different every time, while CiN has felt like a repeat of last year's telethon for the last five years or so!

I think most people here support the charity without question, and would like a decent telethon, but the one we get is just bad TV. As I said earlier in the thread though as long as they keep breaking their own fundraising records, they won't touch the show!
LL
London Lite Founding member
On BBC London, Emily is in TVC. Can't they pop over to Brent Cross or Lakeside instead?
OH
ohwhatanight Founding member
First thoughts :-

1)Why is the address and phone no details moving?(Its supposed to look as if it's on Pudsey's back (or bottom).) That has to be the most annoying thing ever - surely more people would call if they could actually read it without getting a headache.

2)Ridiculously fast ticker at the bottom - once again I can't seem to read it without getting a headache!

3)Didn't spot the moment when Madonna sung live -taking over from the pre-recorded intro! Wink
AN
Ant
Scotland have already opted out - of a Madonna interview *switches to London feed*.
AN
Andrew Founding member
Here's your line up for the next 7 hours...
http://www.rp-networkservices.com/tvforum/uploads/cin0501.jpg
I think those expressions sums it up quite nicely

Oh dear, it looks like they are doing that very forced thing again where all guests are told to read the number out with Terry standing there
JO
Joshua
Oh yes And in Madonnas eyes the number is 08457 33 00 33 Not 08457 33 22 33
Terry said : You did not say the right number ....Madonna goes : Yes I did ! Laughing
WI
william Founding member
Obviously I share the view that its all become rather too formulaic in the last five years or so - however you still get a few unpredictable moments in 6 1/2 hours of live TV.

My favourite years were when they were most creative with the set and had an array of staircases and fountains (similar to those deployed on 2000 Today). And we don't get any of the syncronised regional link-ups we used to (line dancing, attempting to make a picture of a bear the size of the UK (which looked nothing like it) and so on...)

Incidentally this clash of location caption and the DOG just now is rather ugly...
OH
ohwhatanight Founding member
A decent line-up of acts appearing on the BBC Wales opt including:-

Madness,
ALex Parks,
Sugababes,
Andy Scott-Lee,
GLC,
Texas.

Shame the start of the Welsh opt was so clumsy.
GE
thegeek Founding member
Such a shame that I don't have a TV at home at the moment.. I did catch a little bit before I left work, though. The title sequence looked like some recycled footage from the election title sequence - and the studio seemed to be rather small. Very wide, but not very deep. Surely they can make better use of TC1?
WI
william Founding member
thegeek posted:
Such a shame that I don't have a TV at home at the moment.. I did catch a little bit before I left work, though. The title sequence looked like some recycled footage from the election title sequence - and the studio seemed to be rather small. Very wide, but not very deep. Surely they can make
better use of TC1?


Well I thought the title sequence was very blurry and frankly looked a mess. I assume the TVC carpark camera and light show been dropped for good - has CiN's budget cut by 15% like the rest of the BBC?

I think I recognised the BT tower footage (the helicopter shot prior to the OB) from last year as well.

I see the nations have all got completely different graphics sets.
MS
Mr-Stabby
All forced as usual. Terrys jokes, although funny to most normal people never even raise a titter from the audience. Natasha Kaplinksksskskky as usual you just want to smack.

Agree with the comments about CiN compared to comic relief though. It seems the same sort of thing every year.

At least this year we won't get former Doctor Who actors playing Weakest Link though. That was embarassing!
AN
Ant
Is the Scotland opt-out all night? At the moment, they are showing recorded footage from the national feed.

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