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And he's less than 2 metres from people in some of the idents. It's worse than oneness.

Stainless steel too. Stays on their for days.

Block Man screams loudly so everyone doesn't feel tempted to go out. If they do, they get their eardrums shattered or are blown away by the wind. Simple.

C4 airing a "We need your buttocks" promo advising people to sit on the couch and #StayAtHome

Just seen a Stay at Home promo based on bottoms! Cheeky!

Now there are a few #StayAtHome stings with famous faces.

Cheeky Cheeky (may contain bums...)

When the title is 'We Need Your Arses', I think it's safe to say it will contain some form of bummage.

At the end, it seems like they're using the old 1982 2D logo instead of the 2015 slim version but what's really the difference anyway, no casual viewer is going to care at the end of the day.

Oh my god. What a great way of words to use in these strange times.

Excellent, made me laugh which is welcome these days.
There are only so many times that the Chris Whitty "update" can be shown before you realise that it is not an update but the same one you've seen before.
That number for me was two.

The '2015 slim version'.... what?