Big Brother 2011 on Channel 5

It would be funny if Divna appeared

The glossy 3D logo of the titles looks really good compared to the naff flat affair being used in 5's presentation.

Surprisingly all cheers for Kerry

Was her walk-on music a commercial release or something royalty free?

Sadly, that was the UK's current number 1 single.

I'm an old man

No. 2 Tara Reid.

Tara Reid

Number 1, Kerry Katona.

Well he's just ruined it now!

Number 6, Darren Lyons.

I'm finding this really hard to get into. It just doesn't have the same spark as previous years.

Hopefully it will pick up but they should have put Jedward in first to see how everyone reacts as they enter.

The set looks fantastic, I love the rotating stage at the top of the stairs but I'm not so sure about the general production. I find it very shoddy.