Big Brother UK - Season 9

Amen to that JCB!

I for one thought Rachel was a worthy winner, as I said before Sara was my fave but id much rather Rachel win than someone like Dale, at least she was a generally likeable person, and so what if she kept some of her opinions to herself - its up to her what she does.

Stuart is still playing with makeup. Has he not yet learnt that less is more? TSK!

I feel sick after seeing the pics, he really does look like a drag queen'd Kenny Everett

For those interested, here are the final share of votes for the BB9 HMs as a total of all those over the final week (including Mo & Kat, as they were also "vote to win").

It shows how close the result was. Obviously those staying in longer accumulated more votes, which skews it slightly, but it shows the public mood over the entire week and adds up to 100%, which makes it clearer.

No wonder the bookies were worried!
http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/uploadFiles/FinalPercentages2.jpeg

Did you really do that in you spare time?

It was for my own amusement, getting to grips with Excel 2007, and for another forum while I was watching the Dev scenes in tonight's Corrie. It was a useful diversion!

However, I've been told that there was a suspension of voting between Mo & Kat, which alters the stats from C4.

Amended chart (not much different):
http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/uploadFiles/FinalPercentages3.jpeg

You do realise Tumble Tower is going to be reading this and thinking you have spent to long thinking about it!

Possibly, but getting myself "aux fait" with a program doesn't turn me into TT.

Also, you don't have to fill up the board quoting the graphs each time!

It would be fair to assume that less than half the votes had been cast before the Tuesday night double eviction, so that makes the final five even closer.

And although it's far from a fix, the fact the final wasn't 100% live probably did affect the result. After the 5th and 4th place evictions the lines re-opened for just a minute each time until the next vote count, due to the fact the show was on a ten minute delay. If they'd been open longer, with the final four so close I think they'd have probably been leaving in a different order.

"What the Housemates did next" was quite amusing on C4 last night. I know they normally like to poke fun at them afterwards, but this was the best example ever.

Shaun ('would-be' Mario) was certainly exposed as the media hungry fake personality that he is. But the best example of brain dead ignorance must have come from "pin-up" Dale, who now seems to ignore TV cameras as instinct, despite the damage to his PR image. I presume that his chances of becoming a teacher are minimal now:

http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/uploadFiles/Dale-BB-101.jpg http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/uploadFiles/Dale-BB-102.jpg http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/uploadFiles/Dale-BB-103.jpg http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upload/uploadFiles/Dale-BB-104.jpg

I met Dale for about 2 seconds last night in the chippy near he was doing some promo, Still a ****, a nice harmless enough **** all the same but Still a ****

I have to say I was pleased with this year's 'What the Housemates Did Next' it really did show what their agenda was. I liked the way the presenter, Lee Kern; reminded Luke about his moral stance when he first walked into the BB house; and yet when he comes out he goes straight to do (not even Sexy!) revolting Daily Star shoots with Bex. It just shows the pair of them are money hungry t*ats.

I also loved the bit where they followed Mario home, where reality really kicked in. The millions of fans he claimed whilst he was in the house and then to come back and only receive 2 fan mail letters from the entire time he was in the house, spoke volumes. It just really made him seem really sad, he'll just do anything to become famous.

I really loved how the way Lee was speaking to Dale flew over his head, especially in the nightclub. That has to be the most weak response I've heard (as screengrabbed by StuartPlymouth). to the way the lady told him what she thought of him. Just shows what a **** he is.