Big Brother

I always thought Big Brother was about putting 12 "ordinary" housemates (by ordinary, I mean general public) into a house as an experiment to see how they all get on with each other for 13 or so weeks.

Putting an ex-boyband member in there just defers the whole object of what Big Brother is all about to me. This is not Celebrity Big Brother. Can we just start this series again please with male and female contestants together.

Now I know I may be contradicting myself, yes this series needs changes but...for goodness sake...its like having a board game without any playing pieces. What good's that?

Charley's got the strop on. She's wants him to herself, you can just tell... yawnfest...

Is that his real name? Ziggy??? What kind of a name is that? When will the rest of the men be entering or will thet come in one by one week by week as one girl is evicted?

Nah, thats a Nickname, his real name is Zac Lichman

Got a feeling JM maybe hitting the redial button.

Does nobody know what I meant by the twins' twins?!

I meant the twins getting their baps out.

Those twins have to have a threesome with someone at some point.

Stop being such a creepy, desperate pervert.

One of the main demographics of Big Brother surely?

Stop being such a tool.

It's a bit like a fly, ignore it for long enough and it'll either go away or die in a ball on your windowsill. Either way's good.

If he stopped being those things it wouldn't be James. If he was to become a gentleman and civilised i'd think it was a JM imposter.

Lets all report back to Metropol and slag JM off where he can't do anything about it.