How big is the BBC?

Drat ...

I can't help but wonder why certain forumers insist on making references to Blackadder or something. Maybe I've missed something. Meh.

Oh ... in gag between me and Katherine ...

My problem is that Blackadder was FAR after my time!

Albatross!

I'm Brian, and so's my wife.

Moving on..........

Number three.........

The larch.

You have a WOMAN'S purse my Lord.....

Do what I usually do; sail round and round the Isle of Wight until everyone gets dizzy.....

I do object to all this sex on TV...I mean, I keep falling off!

Hello, Savoy Grill ...........

*THREAD OFFICIALLY RUINED*

I think you could have put that annoucement on page one!!!

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse Concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the night
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee dum dum dum

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the woods
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
With a bag of things
He gives to the poor
And takes from the rich
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band
He steals from the poor
And gives to the rich
Stupid bitch