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*Thread officially ruined* (November 2003)

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A former member
Katherine posted:
Nick Harvey posted:
Errrrrrrrrrrrrr?

Did I hear a whispering antique, from the roadshow?

No, that was Michael Aspel! My old Biology teacher got on shot, lucky woman......


He walked past my desk the other day ...
NH
Nick Harvey Founding member
psnowdon posted:
Does all this banter mean that *I* can become a forum big wig?

You'll need to get your hair straightened to be a big wig.

Don't suppose you know of anywhere?
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A former member
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:
Depends, are you willing to take the initiation test?

Better get the welly out!

Or is that the Dingle family initiation? Probably not much difference.
KA
Katherine Founding member
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:

Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

And now I'm about to be viciously slaughtered by a naked Tunisian sock merchant.....
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A former member
Katherine posted:
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:

Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

And now I'm about to be viciously slaughtered by a naked Tunisian sock merchant.....


... I sit on Nathanial - two spikes would be an extravagance ...
BB
BBC unTALENT
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:
psnowdon posted:


Okay okay the specifics deride me.


Deride: "To speak of or treat with contemptuous mirth."

Wrong word, perhaps?


Deride: to ridicule, put down, mock, scorn, disparage?

Well that's what I thought anyway...

Yea, I'll do the test, I.. I... I'll do ANYTHING Smile
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Isonstine Founding member
Phil posted:
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:
Depends, are you willing to take the initiation test?

Better get the welly out!

Or is that the Dingle family initiation? Probably not much difference.


It rings a bell, but I'm sure the TV Forum test involves James Martin and a knitting needle.
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A former member
psnowdon posted:

Yea, I'll do the test, I.. I... I'll do ANYTHING Smile


Okay, strip stark b ollock naked, go sit in the shed, and wait for my call to tell you what to do next.

Hold your breath.
KA
Katherine Founding member
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:
Katherine posted:
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:

Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

And now I'm about to be viciously slaughtered by a naked Tunisian sock merchant.....


... I sit on Nathanial - two spikes would be an extravagance ...

I found it particularly ironic my Lord because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
SR
Sir Richard Rotcod
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:
Which wasn't used on the original broadcast, and I believe first used in the Daily Mail ...?


Mail on Sunday, actually.
BB
BBC unTALENT
Well forgive me guys, but I am retiring. I'll see you all tomorrow... have a great nights sleep you all.

psnowdon (forum_bigwig_MOD)
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A former member
Katherine posted:
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:
Katherine posted:
I REALLY hate HTV West posted:

Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

And now I'm about to be viciously slaughtered by a naked Tunisian sock merchant.....


... I sit on Nathanial - two spikes would be an extravagance ...

I found it particularly ironic my Lord because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!


I find his films [Chaplin] about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

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