I am the real Sput
I'd tend to disagree, because if you were sput then I'd have written that, meaning that I were you, which means you'd be me. As you are clearly a fool, you cannot be me.
In VB (very generously assuming that you have an IQ of at least 3) that would look something like...
If iq <= 3 AND askingaboutbbcworld = True then
Person = Fool
Elseif iq > 120 AND askingaboutbbcworld = False Then
Person = Sput
' And now to conclude...
if Person = Fool Then
Person = Imposter