Alternative names for ITV

Try saying that out loud! At least you'd get the housewives watching!

Independent Television DOES still apply today.

It *doesn't* mean that each company is independently owned.

It means that it is a network which is independently funded, i.e. not by the licence fee. It has always meant that.

Kids today...

That would be sooo biased to Londoners.

Adverts TV

Coronation Three

Des & Chan-Mel

I'm A Decent Quality Non Celebrity-based programme - Get Me Off This Channel!

The 3 Factor

LMCAWCV-TV - the Lower Middle Class and Aspirational Working Class Viewers Television

<< That way for Top Gear, >> That way for Time Team. Stay here for Heartbeat.

shouldn't that be " where the heart is" instead of heartbeat

You're nitpicking in a completely pointless thread...........oh wait I forgot, you're Scottish.....

"Columbia is a poetic name given to the United States of America and the name of the 19th Century female personification."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia

eye tv

i'll get my coat!

And what the Frack is that supposed to mean?

Just blending in with the inward-looking aloofness and sneering that predominates the users of these forums. Anyone who makes a genuine innocent comment is a prole.

Prole!

....and proud of it.