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Ally Ross on Eastenders

(March 2005)

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Ally Ross on Eastenders

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Over at BBC1's Bafta-dodging soap, Keith Miller has successfully completed the washing-up, Adi Ferreira's announced he wants a shed.

And the Dirty Den/Andy death saga rumbles on with no hint anyone gives a feck.

Least of all the police.

Any why should they?- when the entire Eastenders diologue is reduced to the follow.

"Listen to me Sam" "No, you listen to me, Chrissie" "No you listen..." etc etc etc etc etc

Sparkling stuff. And it mystifies BBC1 why EE isn't up for a Bafta.

So compare and contrast for yourself.

Corrie has: Candice in a bikini, Schmeichel the dog and Sir Ian McKellen.

Eastenders has: Zoe in a pink duffle coat, a tape recording of Genghis and Danny Le Moon.

Tough call(!)

And while Aimtoe tries to work out whats wrong, EE is now attempting to spice things up with the arrival of Johnny Allen's girlfriend...!

However, I think its about to discover - like Vanessa Feltz' arse on Cosmetic Surgery Live - theres just some things in this life you can't lift!

Class!

i like him.....very funny indeed
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Every week he slays Eastenders in a similar vein. Always very entertaining.

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