2000 Uses for the BBC ONE ballon

#75 use it to cover the national lottery machine
#76 use it as a design for new cans of bbc cola
#77 set fire to it and use as a giant lantern

#78 Put all the Southern White middle classes in the basket and set it free
(ooooh )

Possibly the best yet:
#79 Make it part of a brilliant set of television identities

#79 Put the hedgehog lady in it then let it go.