2000 Uses for the BBC ONE ballon

#55 Knit some thermal underwear out of it.

#56 Use it as a new interior for my car seats.

#57 Give it to Austin Powers - yeah baby, yeah!

#58 use it to suffocate Ryan Pannell

#59 Use it to coverup the coffins of greg dyke and Mrs Heggesy when they die

#60 use it as a casing for the new BBC sausages

#61 curtains
#62 fabric for interesting pairs of socks
#63 given to a local primary school to help with their geography work.
#64 given to Headingley cricket ground for protective weather covering for the pitch.

#65 use as a circus tent
#66 paint a big eye in the centre and give to CBS
#67 cryogenically freeze for future use
#68 squash it and use as a giant frisbee

#69 Use to patch up the holes in the ozone layer
#70 Make an interchangleable fascia for the millenium dome
#71 Use as a decoy for any aliens wishing to destroy earth and/or mars.

#72 glue the balloon fabric onto a layer of latex and market them as a novelty brand of condom....

Sorry, my sense of taste and decency has suddenly deserted me!

i was gonna use that! lol :

#72a - for the benefit of females market them as femidoms...

we've had curtains.
but we'll let you off:)
Max

#73 Give it to Christine Hamilton to weep on next time they fail to raise money for charity on WWTBAM Celebrity.

#74 Use it for another novelty guest on Have I Got News For You, after all, we've had a tub of lard!